All unpacked, I feel someone tugging on my jeans as I look down to see Willow, still cute as ever. . .We last left off with me leaving South Park, I was hoping forever but this is my hometown, the twins were born here! I can't leave it. . .I dropped out of contact with Craig within the first month, it was way too much, I still have the photo. . .

I sigh picking her up, she smiles grabbing me. 'Daddy!' I nod. 'Yes, sweetie?' She says throwing her hands around. 'Lunch!' I nod. 'Ok, ok. . .I'll get Jill and Hunter and we can all go out.' She smiles. 'Yay!' We all start walking to this little dinner, it looks cute, I think it's family owned?

We grab a booth and I sit the twins down, I sit down in between the twins and smile. 'This place looks nice.' Jill chokes on air. 'I think I found something off the menu you'll be wanting.' I look around and see. . .Craig?!

I quickly hide in the menu as he walks over, I hear his deep monotone voice. 'What can I get for you all?' Jill says. 'I'll have a vanilla milkshake, Willow will have chocolate, Hunter will have strawberry.' She kicks me under the table and fake coughs. 'Tweek? What will you have?' I answer blushing and falling back in my seat. 'Just a coffee. . .' I look up to see Craig looking at me dumbfounded.

I wave. 'Hi. . .' He smiles brightly. 'Hey, Tweek! Jesus. . .it's been a long time.' I nod blushing. '3 years. . .' Willow asks me scared. 'Who's that?' I answer putting her on my lap. 'Just an old friend.' Craig says. 'I'll get them ready.' I nod. 'Thanks.' Jill kicks me again. 'You're going to fu.-' I cut her off. 'Magic! And no! I did that once, he's probably dating someone!'

Willow asks. 'Is that the man?' I ask. 'What man sweetie?' She answers point to my phone. 'Back picture!' I nod blushing. 'Yep!' Craig comes back with everything and Willow says clapping her hands. 'Daddy!' Pointing at Craig.

I shake my head grabbing her. 'Willow!' Jills sitting the corner dying of laughter as Craig blushes standing there dumbfounded, I refuse to look at him as I say. 'I uh. . .' Craig laughs shrugging. 'Can we talk when I get off shift?' I nod blushing looking down. 'And that'll be?' Craig answers. '5 minutes.' He walks off as I secretly watch his ass. . .it's still so fucking hot.

Jill says standing up. 'You two are going to "magic" I'll take the kids back.' I nod blushing as Hunter and Willow get up following Jill. . .I sit there drinking my coffee and their milkshakes as Craig walks over in normal clothing. 'Come on.' I nod blushing and standing up, I go to pay as Craig shakes his head. 'It's on the house. . .you're the mother of my kids.' I shake my head blushing as we leave, I stammer. 'They're not yours, I already told you how I got pregnant.' He grabs my hand. 'Mhmm, sure. . .then why did Willow call me "daddy"?'

I answer. 'Cause I called you a whole daddy!' I blush noticing what I said. 'No, what I meant was, you'd make a good daddy!' Craig laughs rolling his hand pinning me to a street post. 'Then why 3 years ago did you talk to Jill about me being the father?'

I blush quickly kissing him, trying to distract him, he thankfully kisses back, his arms sliver around my waist as I grab his hair moaning into his mouth, he pulls back. 'Trying to distract me?' I groan rolling my head back. 'Shut up!' He laughs. 'Seriously. . .I want to know.'

I sigh. 'Fine! Maybe the twins are your kids!' I let go of him with tears in my eyes. 'I never told you because I didn't think you'd want them!' Craig says taken back grabbing my hand. 'Why wouldn't I want them?' I say. 'Because we were only 15! I'm now 18, and I still think we're too young.'

Craig sighs. 'Tweek. . .' I sigh as he hugs me. 'I would have wanted them even if I was 13.' I sigh. 'I just didn't want you to get mad.' Craig sighs. 'Can we just go back to my place and talk. . .it's kind of weird in public.' I nod as I follow Craig to some house and Craig says. 'We're here.' I nod following him in.

I sit down on the couch next to him as he asks. 'How has it been?' I answer. 'Tough, they're smart kids which is good and bad at the same time, they piece everything together.' Craig laughs. 'Like. . .how did Willow know I was her dad?'

I blush. 'The photo I took of you two when she was 3 months old is my phone background. . . she asked who that was and I said it was her and her other father. . . she asked if you were the guy from the picture and I stupidly answered yes.'

Craig laughs laying back. 'Have you dated anyone?' I shake my head. 'Not even kissed anyone since we broke up, just focused on the twins.' Craig nods as I ask. 'You? Besides Thomas.' Craig shrugs. 'Made out with Thomas a year ago. . .but that was cause I was drunk and lonely.' I laugh. 'Did you and Thomas ever fuck?' He nods. 'It wasn't really like, passionate "I love you" sex, it was more like "that bitch broke up with me" sex.' I laugh. 'Really?'

He nods. 'Yeah. . .' I laugh. 'Wow.' He asks. 'I can't believe you haven't done anything since we broke up, I would have lost my mind, blue balls much.' I shrug. 'Never really thought of it like that, think of it more as "WILLOW, STOP TRYING TO DROWN YOUR BROTHER!".' Craig laughs. 'She tried drowning Hunter.'

I nod. 'They're such a handful, but I love them.' Craig laughs. 'Your still as cute as you were when you left.' I smile. 'You're still as hot.-' I blush shaking my head. 'Attractive!' Craig laughs leaning forward grabbing one of my cheeks, I lean in with him kissing him, a spark runs through my body as he pushes me back on his couch, I run my hands down to his stomach as grabs my ass causing me to moan into his mouth.

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