The_sunniest_angels, here it is

this isn't solangelo, but it still applies

if one starts writing angst rather than fluff, then his/her/hir fluff will never have the same level of fluffiness as before, because when one starts writing something angsty, his/her/hir fluff will never be as fluffy. for instance, if one takes some stuffing, as in the type put in stuffed animals, and soaked it in a liquid, even water (although i was thinking blood), then the stuffing will never be the same. it will never be as fluffy or soft.

i'm looking at this seventeen days after writing this, and all i can think about is how terrible this hypothesis is.