This is a real covo I had with someone

Person: so your pansexual right?

Me: ya why do you ask

Person: ew get away I'm not into girls I'm straight god why do you even like me

Me: just because I'm pan doesn't mean I like you, I literally met you like a month ago *thinks wtf*

Person: oh okay we're cool again *leaves*

Me: WTF JUST HAPPENED (honestly I fiend this convo kinda funny and no offense to anyone and please no homophobic comments)