Loki had enough of his friends pranking him, so he decided to get them back. And also to make the 1p nordics miserable. The Norwegian was about done when Bernard opened the door and startled him, "Hey bro!"
A puff of smoke filled the room and escaped into the corridor where the others were.
"Bernard. I am going to kill you.", the Norwegian seethed.

2p Denmark:

(Y/n) woke up and yawned.
Her sweet husband was not in the room with her.
The female scratched her head, where was he?
She got up and got changed then left the room.
To her surprise, there were spiderwebs everywhere.

She heard legs scuttling about in the room she walked by, the female looked in to see absolutely nothing.
White sheets covered the furniture and more webbings.
Scuttling again came from the hallway, she looked and saw a large object quickly move out of sight.
The (h/c) haired female took a deep breath and steeled her nerves.

She followed the beast and saw the door to Magnus's office slam closed.
The female opened the door carefully, her husband was at his desk.
"Magnus?", (y/n) asked.
"Just working.", the male answered as he signed some papers and did not look up at his wife.
But she was not that stupid, she saw his usual chair was pushed up to the wall.
Some thing was strange about her husband as well.
"Magnus look at me.", the woman said and crossed her arms, "why aren't you in your chair?"
"It doesn't fit.", the blond man replied.

"Doesn't fit?", (y/n) asked incredulously, "That chair can fit you and me on it."
She could see something furry behind his desk, she walked up and looked.
Instead of legs, her husband had a large fuzzy spider body.
He finally looked up to show he had three extra eyes on his head, small fangs poked out from under his lips.
"I'm sorry.", Magnus said, "I was afraid you were going to be scared."
the female nodded and took a deep breath again, she never liked spiders.
"So what happened?", she asked to distract herself.
"Loki was going to cast this... onto his friends and perhaps our 1ps.", Magnus replied, "unfortunately Bernard decided that he wanted to see what Loki was doing."

"Oh.", the female said and looked at the wiggling abdomen, "Can I touch it?"
Magnus looked back at his abdomen and nodded, "If you want to get used to me."
(Y/n) carefully placed her hand on the golden fuzz and found it was soft like her husband's hair.
"You're so fluffy.", she said and sat on his back, "it's comfy."
"Be glad I love you min dronning.", Magnus said and got back to his work.

-

2p Sweden

A muffled scream filled the room as (y/n) woke and found herself tied up by silk, she was gagged by even more silk.
"Is my älskling awake?", the sound of Bernard's voice calmed her a little before she saw him.
A large spider body attached to his normal human torso, seven blinking eyes were on his face.
"How delightful~ I always wanted to tie you up like this~", he chimed and rested his cheek in his pal, "I love how the way I tied you accentuates your beautiful body."

(Y/n) became mad and fussed at her husband, he could not understand her muffled curses.
He seemed to be too intranced by the sight of her.
So that is why he was learning shibari.
The woman fussed more at her husband with muffled curses.
He finally took the gag off to kiss her, "oh I love you~"

She heard an explosion from the other side of the house and Bernard jumped, "Oops, so he found me,"
The Swede was about to cut his wife down when another explosion happened.
It was loki and he looked pissed.
"BERNARD!", the Norwegian screamed.
The swede ran away as the Norwegian chased him, Loki's wife cut (y/n) down and untied her.
"Your husband is still kinky even when changed huh?", the burned woman asked.
"Yup.", (y/n) sighed.

-

2p Finland

Red spider body. Black markings. Like some sort of demented color swapped black widow. Thurston was mad that he had become such a monster.
But it was useful to keep an eye on his wife, one would watch her while the others focused on his work.
He could climb and make webs that could immobilize his enemies.

(Y/n) flipped the piece of fresh fish in the pan as she cooked it, she was roasting vegetables for a side.
She heard the clicking of multiple legs on the floor.
Thurston had returned.
"Kulta, you've made dinner for us?", her now spidery husband said and wrapped his arms around her. Segmented arms.
His mouth nibbled on her shoulder, "I am hungry narttu."
"We're about to eat.", the female said and placed the fish on the plate next to the vegetables, "What happened to turn you into a spider?"

"Bernard disturbed Loki's curses.", Thurston said and walked to the dining room table with the plates he grabbed, "Loki is hunting him down."
"Should I be worried about you?", The female asked, "You are acting strange."
"Not at all. I am trying new weaponry out.", the Finn replied, "Spiders are great predators. I am studying the possibility of weapons from this."
(Y/n) chuckled at her husband, "Of course you are. I love you."
"I know you do.", Thurston said and yawned, "But I need rest after this."

"Are you asking for cuddles again?", (y/n) asked with a smile.
"Yes...", Thurston replied, "Webs might be useful for something else though."

-

2p Norway

Loki sighed angrily as he walked home with his wife on his back.
He had finally caught and punished Bernard for what he did.
(Y/n) was greatly impressed by her newly arachnid husband, the shiny blue-black exoskeleton was beautiful.
No fuzz, all smooth. It was silky feeling to run hands over it.

(Y/n) cuddled her husband, "Loki~ I think you need to calm down, you can make a new curse back home."
"Oh little ember, I will.", the burn scarred Norwegian said and calmed down more as his wife ran her hands over his body, "Are you still feeling me ember?"
"Yes, your warm body feels good.", the female replied and ran her hands up his side and to his chest, "I think I like this."
Loki chuckled, "I'm surprised you are not repulsed by this."
"I helped my cousin run a petstore.", the (h/c) haired woman replied, "I'm fine with spiders and snakes."

"Oh ember. You don't know how glad I am to hear that,", Loki said with a smile and took his wife off of his back to carry her in his arms, "I don't know how long this will be, but I am glad that you are patient with these magical Shenanigans."
(Y/n) chuckled, "You make enough of those that I am not phased anymore."
"The only thing I don't like about this...", the Norwegian said and opened the front door, "We are not able to make love."
"I think we can work something out.", his wife chuckled and kissed her husband.

-

2p Iceland

Even though she was a veterinarian, (y/n) hated spiders.
Like snakes, she did not like spiders.
Now that her husband was a spider person, she hid from him once more. Like she did when he was a naga.
Egil walked about the large house, looking for his wife so he could show her his cool new body.
His exoskeleton was a silver color and had some fluff at the joints and around the abdomen.
His fur was so soft and smooth, perfectly groomed for cuddles.

"Kona~", he called out, "kona, come out."
His six blinking violet-red eyes looked for his wife, or traces of her.
He found a little piece of her dress on a table corner, he would have to fix the dress then.
"I just want to hug you.", the icelander continued, "Don't be afraid of your husband."
He walked by their bedroom and saw the door was opened, his wife was laying on the floor.
He carefully walked over and saw she had fainted.

"Oh kona, I'm sorry.", The Icelandic male said and picked her up.
He laid her carefully on the bed and nuzzled her hand.
He waited until she was awake.
She screamed when she saw him and started to cry.
Egil panicked and kissed her to try to calm her, his fangs rubbed against her lips as his kissed her.
He crawled up onto the bed and snuggled his wife, several of his legs rubbed and caressed her.
"I'm sorry kona, I'm sorry. I wish I could be human again.", the albino icelander said and snuggled his face into his wife's chest, "I don't want to frighten you anymore."

(Y/n) was shaking as the giant spider snuggled her, her hands tried to push I'm off but she was not as strong as a country.
She did however feel the fluff he had.
It was soft, like alpaca wool.
Her hands felt it and gripped onto him, she closed her eyes and pretended he was a fluffy alpaca so she could stop shaking.
Hopefully he would be back to normal soon.