Audrey: *nice,sassy,but nice*

*On the Other Side of the World*

Random Chick: *flirts with Shawn*

Audrey: .... OuO

I sense you're flirting with my Husband.

...

...

MICHIKO *grabs a machine gun* *Blessing of Ares is activated*

HOLD MY FUCKING FLOWER. *tosses her a flower*

Me: *catches flower* Gotcha *makes a call* Now,I'm gonna go plan a funeral.

—THAT WOMAN WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN—

Moral Lesson: Dont try to Flirt with Shawn Mendes if you value your life. There's a reason Ares is her father.

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