Okay,i've got bad news.

We broke up.

Yeah,didnt even last a day...

But to make you guys feel better,here's a parody thing using my Maximoff Family AU.

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Peter: "Hey Akira,could you get me some Malk?"

Akira: "We dont have any 'malk' but i can get you some Milk."

Pietro: "But that's what he said."

Peter: "Yeah,Im saying Malk."

Akira: "??? No,you're saying 'Malk' like it's a sort of disease."

Pietro: "Pfft,then how do you say it?"

Akira: "I'm Saying it like everyone says it,as 'Milk'. M-I-L-K."

Pietro: "Exactly,like 2%"

Peter: "Yeah,Whole Grade Malk."

Akira: "No no no no,Peter,say 'Milkshake'."

Peter: "Milkshake."

Akira: "Okay,now say Milk."

Peter: "Malk."

Akira: "... -.-. *turns to Pietro* Pietro,are you hearing this?"

Pietro: "Yes,Peter wants a glass of Molk!"

Akira: "Molk?!"

Pietro: "GIVE HIM THE MOLK,AKIRA!!"

Erik: "Pietro... inside voice please,i need to get some work done."

Pietro: "Ah,sorry Dad. Just a sibling thing."

*Erik leaves*

Peter: "AKIRA. POUR ME. A GLASS. OF MALK!"

Akira: "Why are you yelling at me?!"

Pietro: "JUST GIVE HIM THE MOLK!"

Akira: "You guys arent even saying the same thing!"

Peter: "WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK,AKIRA!"

Akira: "No,YOU'RE saying Malk. And Pietro is saying-"

Pietro: "MOOOLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKK-"

Peter: "MAAAALLLLKKKKKK-"

Pietro: *angry cow noises*

*this goes on for a while and then*

Akira: *draws Katana*"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!! SHUT UP NOW!"

*Peter and Pietro are shocked as Akira puts the blade to his neck...

Then they proceed to draw their own guns*

Pietro/Peter: "Akira please,drop the sword,drop the sword man!!"

Akira: "You're gonna kill me if I kill myself?! That Doesnt make any sense!!"

Pietro/Peter: ... *points the guns to their own heads* "AKIRA PLEASE DONT DO THIS!"

Akira: "PUT THE GUNS DOWN COME ON!"

*then they start crying*

Akira: "I CANT BELIEVE IM DYING FOR ALL THIS!!!"

Pietro: "WHAT ABOUT ME?! IM GONNA DIE A SECOND TIME AND THIS TIME OVER MAAAALLKKKK ToT"

Peter: *sobbing* "I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST SIBLINGS IVE EVER HAD YOU HEAR ME?! THE BEST!!!"

A/Pi/Pe: *manly sobbing*

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Akira: "-And then,you guys pull the trigger,and i slice my neck."

Peter: *In his dorm room* "What? No,there's no way we're filming that."

Akira: "Well,why not?"

Pietro: *in the kitchen of the Avengers Tower* "Because it's really dark. I didnt even think you could think such a thing."

Akira: "Yeah... i guess you have a point..."

Peter: "Come on Kitty,stay there." *casually shoves a cat under Scott's Pillow* "Look,i'll call you two back,i'm really busy..."