If I could consume only one food and drink for the rest of my life:

I'm seriously re-evaluating my life choices in resolving to do This Ain't May challenge.

I mean really.

You're talking to someone who's annoyed by the need to eat meals on most days, has weird cravings that fluctuate from month to month, who if she eats one thing for too long it'll become practically inedible to her, and who absolutely hates hypothetical imposed limitations.

Bye-bye.