Challenge Twenty-Two

#MonikerMonday - my new identity.

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A/N: Before we begin, I dropped the ball! Soz guys I took sick last Friday and I've been nursing an infection. I'll attempt to catch up asap! Btw I'm loving all your entries...they cheer me right up.

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Identity, eh? What makes you think CJ is my actual Identity? Hmmm? You could be talking to an A-Lister, or a Royal 👑

*conspiratorial brow waggle*

Actually CJ is my moniker for my real name, but it literally leaked into the real world...and everyone BUT my mother calls me it.

Hmmm...oh I know...yes...if I somehow needed a new identity I'd use the codename 'Lexi C. Hunter' annnmd it's to do with my writing.

In fairness though...my inner identity is the ElvenKing Thranduil.  I'm not even saying this to be amusing.  My brother, both my best girlfriends, several people who don't even like the Hobbit, and several people who do say this about me.  And they make me recite his lines all the time 'cause...y'know...apparently I have that look.

I don't know why?  I suppose princesswithashotgun could better explain it.  Still love how you couldn't quite stop laughing when you asked me to help you role play Thrandy for TSW.  Legit...

Can't decide if this makes me mean or not...is my secret identity a bad person? 

Yeah, if the world falls apart in a weird dystopian future, you can bet I'll be in my forest, wearing a damn crown, and training up my own army!  THAT is who I am.

ROYALTY!

BOW DOWN 🙇🏼