No one knows ~ adore55

It was safe to say that Kurt Hummel was head over heels in love. Kurt knew it, his dad knew it, his boyfriend knew it, heck, even the glee club who didn't know if he was actually dating anyone knew it.

But the glee club, being the only people on the 'list of people who knew it' who didn't actually know it, grouped together to come up with a plan. A plan to have their wonderings answered once and for all.

They called it; "Project: Find Out If Kurt is Dating Anyone or Just Crushing or Something"... the name was a work in progress.

They had Mercedes following Kurt around school and asking if he was doing anything over the weekend, seeing as she was the most inconspicuous; the girl was his best friend, come on.

Then there was Artie who had the role of asking Kurt if he'd be open for kissing someone in his new upcoming movie.

Finn was to watch Kurt's behaviour at home and to pay special attention to when, why and how often Kurt left the house.

Rachel was told to ask Kurt if he was still planning on moving to New York, and if he still wanted to live with he.

Then there was Mike and Tina, who had to increase their usual amount of love and sappiness when they were around Kurt, had no problem with their task.

Santana came up with her own responsibility which was to question Kurt incessantly on his sex life.

Quinn and Brittany volunteered to visit Dalton, the previous school Kurt had stayed at when Karofsky's bullying got to be too much.

And finally, there was Puck who was to pick the lock on Kurt's locker and to look for any signs of a possible boyfriend or relationship.

Mercedes, being the founder and fearless leader of 'Project: Find Out If Kurt is Dating Anyone or Just Crushing or Something' or FOIKIDAOJCOS for short... er, created a group chat on WhatsApp and added everyone in the glee club, excluding Kurt, to the group chat where they each typed up their findings.

From Mercedes:
Kurt is busy all weekend. He's only free on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

From Artie:
Kurt says he'd love to have the role but he'd have to "make sure" he'd be able to kiss someone else

From Mike:
Kurt seems jealous and lonely when we amp up our love

From Tina:
Yeah, he'd walk off afterward and call someone. We couldn't find out who.

From Finn:
Like Mercedes said, he was only home on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. He said he was just visiting a friend on the weekend and Friday and that he had plans with Mercedes on Wednesday.

From Mercedes:
We didn't plan to or do anything on Wednesday

Santana:
Lady lips still seems like he has a hold on his v-card but he seems slightly less reluctant to let go of it.

From Finn:
Well if he wasn't going out with you on Wednesday then he was lying!

From Santana:
How you ever got so smart we will never know.

From Rachel:
Kurt's still willing to go to New York but he seems slightly hesitant when I asked if we would live together.

From Santana:
How confusing. Who wouldn't want to live with you.

From Quinn:
Be nice San. The Dalton boys all seem really nice and they tried to help but they couldn't. They don't know anything either.

From Puck:
Broke in2 K's locker and found this

From Puck:

From Santana:
I think I'm gonna throw up from all the gay

From Rachel:
Who's that in the top right?

From Brittany:
That hobbit is whering the bird school's clothes

From Quinn:
Brit's right! I'm pretty sure that's Blaine. He tried to help us find anyone who Kurt could be dating.

From Quinn:
Now that I think about it... he did seem sort of fidgety

From Artie:
Isn't that vote unicorn badge from his presidential campaign?

From Mercedes:
Yes but that's unimportant. I know that Warbler! That is Blaine, ur right Q. Kurt wouldn't stop talking about him when they first met.

From Rachel:
Didn't we have coffee with him and Kurt one time, Mercedes? He seemed very nice.

From Santana:
I remember that kid. He was almost as gay as Hummel.

From Artie:
Why don't we all go to Dalton this time? We could cover more ground if we all went.

From Mercedes:
Good idea

From Finn:
I can drive a few of you there if you want?

From Mike:
Yeah I can take the rest of you

From Mercedes:
Ok. Should we do this tomorrow? It's Saturday so we won't be interrupting any lessons. And they're a boarding school so pretty sure Blaine will still be there

From Quinn:
Let's do it

From Brittany:
Do what

From Quinn:
Go back to Dalton

From Brittany:
What's Dalton

From Finn:
Never mind. I'll pick you up tomorrow Britt.

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The next day, all of the glee club, minus Kurt, pulled up outside of Dalton. Everyone jumped out of their cars and approached the castle-like school.

Once inside, Quinn led them to where they found the Warblers the first time round; the choir room.

Just as they thought, a bunch of boys, all still in their uniform, sat around the room, laughing with each other.

"Kurt?" Rachel whispered to the glee club, pointing towards their friend who was sat leaning against the arm of none other than Blaine.

"Excuse me? Can we help you?" A Warbler- Wes, if Quinn remembered correctly -approached them, smiling.

"Guys?" Kurt stood up, walking towards them with a frown on his face, "What're all of you doing here?"

"We could ask the same about you."

"I'm here visiting the Warblers." Kurt shrugged, "Why are you here?"

"We're here to find out who you're dating!" Tina shouted, clapping a hand over her mouth, apologising to Mercedes who glared at her.

"Way to put it bluntly, T." Mercedes rolled her eyes.

"Who I'm dating?" Kurt raised an eyebrow.

"We know you are! Don't lie to-"

"I'm not going to lie. I am dating someone. I just thought you guys knew."

Finn groaned, slapping a hand on his face, "I forgot to tell you guys. Now I remember, Kurt did tell me that he was dating someone. I was supposed to tell you for him because he was still at Dalton at the time."

Rachel sighed deeply, slapping her boyfriend's arm.

"Finn!" Mercedes growled, "You wasted so much of our time!"

"Who are you dating then?" Tina asked.

"Me." Blaine grinned, stepping up next to Kurt and slipping his hand into the boy's.

"Knew it." Puck muttered.

I'm done. Im actually done. What is this. This is absolute trash.

But hey. Lets hope the next chapter is better

At least I'm not behind anymore. Yey :/

I hope you somehow enjoyed this adore55