Alderpaw: "Hey jayjay! I'm so glad to see you again!"

Jayfeather: "I'm so happy to see you again too." *le sarcasm*

Alderpaw: "I think since you're my uncle or cousin or whatever that we should spend some time together to bond."

Jayfeather: "Wait what?!?!"

Alderpaw: "Yeah! Let's play truth or dare!"

Jayfeather: "Ugh. FIINE."

Alderpaw: "Yay!!!!!! Now truth or dare!"

Jayfeather: "Dare..?"

Alderpaw: "I dare you too give me you're stick >:)"

Tigerheart: *Conveniently appears out of nowhere wearing lipstick and a purse*

Jayfeather: *grabs Tigerheart's purse. Slaps Alderpaw*

Alderpaw: "I guess our game of truth and dare is over..." *leaves*

Jayfeather: "Yeah, thats what i thought!!!!!"