Alderpaw: "Hello, jayeater!!"

Jayfeather: "My name isn't jayeater!!!" *Is mad*

Alderpaw: "Yeah... Anyways!! I was just wondering if I could...erm... Have your stick... Heh."

Jayfeather: *Starts laughing hysterically*

Alderpaw: ......

*20 minutes later*

Jayfeather: *Is still laughing hysterically* (He's probably on drugs)

Alderpaw: "umm... Jayfeather....?"

Jayfeather: *Still laughing* (Okay, that confirms it. He's on drugs!!)

*3 hours later*

Alderpaw: "are you done yet!"

Jayfeather: "yeah... It's still so...funny. I mean the though of me giving you my stick. Oh, it just bring years of joy to my blind eyes."

Alderpaw: "umm... I still don't get it. Why is that so funny?"

Jayfeather: "Because, did you really think I was going to give you my stick. Your just too funny."

Alderpaw: "so... are you gonna give me the stick?"

Jayfeather: .....

To be continued...