Alderpaw: *bursts into Jayfeather's den, interrupting Jayfeather's 'stick time'* "I ship it!!"

Jayfeather: "What in the name if star clan are you talking about?" *Le confused*

Alderpaw: "JAYSTICK!! Yes! It is an official ship now!"

Jayfeather: "Get out Alderpaw! I'm busy.. Err..." *Is embarrassed*

Alderpaw: "Oh I get it! You don't me tell anybody about you and the stick do you? Well, don't worry I won't tell a soul!" *Winks at Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: *gets weirded out and feels extremely uncomfortable* "Yeah, whatever! JUST GET OUT!!"

Alderpaw: "uuuugggghhhhhh!!!!!" *runs out*

Jayfeather: "Finally that little creep is gone! Now stick, where were we? Oh yeah, right! I remember now!" *Talks to stick for 5 hours*

Alderpaw: "JAYFEATHER IS IN LOVE WITH A STICK!!!" *screams in the middle of camp*

Everyone: "Omg Jayfeather! You need some serious help!!"

Jayfeather: *cries for 48 hours*

Alderpaw: *steals stick while Jayfeather is crying*

Jayfeather: *hears Alderpaw. Blocks the medicine den entrance* "Give me back my stick!!!"

Alderpaw: *drops stick*

Jayfeather: *picks up stick and runs away*

Alderpaw: "Well that sure was strange. But I still didn't get the stick!! I promised you guys I'd teach you how to steal Jayfeather's stick and I haven't even came lose!!"

Jayfeather: *voice can be heard in the distance* "You'll never get this stick! Not even when i die!! I'll bring the stick to starclan with me!!"