Alderpaw: *finds jayfeather talking to the stick*

Jayfeather: "nooo, rock! Don't leave me!!! Nooo!!!"

Alderpaw: "help!! Jayfeather!!! Help!!!"

Jayfeather: "ugh, it's you again. What do you want...?"

Alderpaw: "Ah!! Jayfeather!!! I ate... Death.... Berries!"
*says over dramatically*

Jayfeather: "what!! You mouse brain!!"

Alderpaw: "ugh... I think my... Life force... Is.. Draining away..!!!" *still over dramatic*

Jayfeather: *gives Alderpaw yarrow* "just eat the yarrow."

Alderpaw: "I'm sorry... Jayfeather... I'm so sorry you couldn't save me..."
*Pretends to die and makes a weird dying noise*

Jayfeather: "well maybe you won't bother my anymore... Are you really dead?" *pokes Alderpaw*

Alderpaw: *grabs stick*

Jayfeather: "well. I guess you really are dead..." *carries him back to camp*

Bramblestar: "jayfeather! You look like your in agony. Why?"

Jayfeather: "because Alderpaw is dead" *drops Alderpaw*

Bramblestar: "uhh... Jayfeather... Alderpaw is alive."

Jayfeather: "what!! He said he ate death berries!! He died infront of me!!"

Bramblestar: "well he doesn't look dead to me!"

Jayfeather: "curse you blindness." *mutters under breath*

Alderpaw: "but I though I was dead too! Honestly!"

Jayfeather: "Mhmm. Keep talking. Maybe you'll be able to convince me one of these days." *mutters under breath agian*