25 ways to annoy the members of the abaisses cafe

1. Ask them for a peppermint mocca coffee with a glazed doughnut on the side

2. When they look confused say you thought that since they were a CAFE, they should serve coffee and doughnuts

3. Then add if they were going to take this long to get your order, their tip isn't going to be very big

4. When they sing "Red and Black" say sarcastically, "Oh, I wonder what your favorite colors are."

5. Then suggest that they change the lyrics to that song to "Red:the color of apples, Black: the color of rotting apples!" (yes I know I used that in another story....)

6. Invite yourself in to every one of their meetings

7. When they ask you to leave, say that you can't since you are glued to your chair

8. Refuse to let them try to "unglue" you from your chair

9. Remove all the gun power from the guns

10. Then replace it with soap

11. Watch and enjoy as they try to kill someone with bubbles

12. Replace the revolution flag with pairs of each of their underwear (Yes I know I used this in another story too...)

13. Make sure to dye the underwear "red and black"

14. Steal all of their guns

15. Replace them with nerf guns

16. When they ask for their real guns back say, "Why? Those ones are SO much better!"

17. Run

18. "forget" all of their names

19. Then call, Enjolras "Joly", Grantaire "Marius", Marius "Gavroche", etc.

20. Take all of their knifes/swords and dump them in a body of water (ocean, lake, bathtub, etc)

21. Give them all pieces of licorice instead

22. When they protest, say that licorice DOES hurt if you whip it really hard

23. Then demonstrate on them

24. Laugh as they attempt to slay some soldiers with licorice

25. Complain to them that your coffee and doughnut is STILL not ready after you have annoyed them 24 different ways already