25 ways to annoy Joly

1. When you meet him say, "Your name is Joly? Like a Joly Santa!?!"

2. Then say, "well Joly Santa, where's my present?"

3. Then bug him for a month about not giving you a present

4. When you get a cold, go see him

5. When he asks why, say that he's a medical student so he has to treat you

6. After you make sure you generously share you germs with him at the doctors visit, say, "Where's my lollipop? Any good doctor give a lollipop to their patients"

7. Sneeze on him

8. Cough near him

9.Tell him that a deadly disease is going around

10.Watch as he freaks out from steps 7-9

11. Tell him you think you have come down with something and then give him a BIG hug

12. Laugh as he squirms to try to get away from you

13. Ask him why his name is Joly when he's so not (too worried about sicknesses)

14. Ask him why he's not spreading joy around like Jehan

15. Then tell him he should since he's the one named Joly

16. Say, "I hear that all the barricade boys have come down with a contagious disease"

17. Then name every disease it could be

18. Laugh as he freaks out about all the diseases you named

19. Ask him why he's so scared of diseases when he's a medical student

20. Tell him about all of the germs on the guns for the revolution

21. Laugh as Enjolras gets mad at him for refusing to use the gun (to not touch the handle and germs)

22. Tell him he needs him own personal hexagon (like when people say "my personal bubble"...this is a personal hexagon) to keep him from getting a disease

23. Bring him a giant hamster ball

24. laugh as he actually uses it

25. Complain that Joly Santa still hasn't brought you your present

sorry guys...this was not my best, but I tried...