25 ways to annoy Javert

1. Ask him why he keeps letting Jean Valjean escape

2. Tell him that you stole a loaf a bread

3. Run

4. Tell him that you know why women will never love him

5. Yell "24601" at the top of your lungs and as annoyingly as you can when ever he is around

6. Ask him why he took the easy way out and just jumped off a bridge

7. Tell him he is a wimp and a coward

8. Run again

9. Tell him that Jean Valjean is WAY faster than him because he is never able to catch him

10. Then mention that Jean Valjean is REALLY old

11. Ask him why he is making promises to the stars which are inanimate objects

12. Suggest he sees a phsycologist about him talking to inaminate objects

13. Tell him that he isn't doing his job right

14. Say "look over there! Criminal!" and then run in the other direction

15. List all of things that Jean Valjean did right that he didn't

16. Tell him you like his uniform

17. Then ask if they come in men's sizes

18. Run again

19. When he starts cursing at you, say "Oh, just shut up and go jump off a bridge"

20. Laugh as he does it

21. Tell him that the barricade boys are planning to murder him

22. Remind him that a kid now taller than four and a half feet blew his cover

23. Ask him why Jean Valjean is way stronger than he is

24. Tell him that god has already gave his blessing to Jean Valjean and that he'll just have to get the pre-used one

25. Do all of these things without getting thrown in jail