25 ways to annoy Coufeyrac

1. When you introduce yourself, spit on your hand before shaking his to be "cool" 

2. Try not to laugh as he is grossed out while shaking your hand

3. When he tells you his name say, "a rack of what? lamb? ooh I love lamb!" (because his name is CoufeyRAC : rack)

4. Then always call him from then on, Coufeyrackoflamb (I know it's lame....)

5. Ask him if you can tag along with him to the barricade

6.  When he says no say, "But you let Gavie!!! It's no fair! YOUR A MEANIE"

7. Then throw a tantrum in a public place

8. Watch as he tries to calm you down and tries to preserve his "nice guy" image

9. Laugh (on the inside because your throwing a tantrum) as people start to stare and point

10. Make fun of Coufeyrackoflamb's (yeah...still lame...sorry guys...ran out of ideas) expression as he turns embarrassed of being associated with a teenager throwing a tantrum (let's just pretend we are all teenagers)

11. don't let him shut you up

12. Ban him from the barricade

13. when he gets mad at you say you are saving his life for later on

14. then scream in his ear "SPOILER ALERT!"

15. go to Victor Hugo and tell him to give Coufeyrac a mohawk

16. Then tell him to make it a pink one

17. Tell him he has no fashion sense

18. Then say his fashion style is "so French revolutionish"

19. Don't listen to him when he tries to tell you he IS from the French revolution

20. steal his gun

21. Give him gun that shoots bubbles

22. When he asks how it will help him in the revolution, say "Everybody loves bubbles! It should distract them long enough for you to get away!"

23. Laugh as he gives you the evil eye

24. Give him a rack of lamb for his birthday

25. You really don't have to worry about him killing you since he's a nice guy, but watch out for his friends at the barricade...especially the ones with guns...although, you can always replace those guns with ones that shoot bubbles too!

OK this wasn't my best, but you know...he's kind of harder than the others...or at least for me