25 ways to annoy Cosette

1. Tell her that Marius is cheating on her with Pony ('Ponine-as mentioned in the last chapter)

2. Tell her that if she keeps singing those high notes, all she is going to attract is dogs (Dogs can hear extremely high notes-just making sure you got it :) )

3. Ask her why she is so helpless

4. Ask her if she actually does anything or does she have her daddy do everything for her

5. Tell her that Marius should leave her if he knew what was best for him

6. Ask her if that is the "natural color" of her hair

7. When she wants to know why, tell her it just looks like Leprechaun throw up (golden)

8. Laugh as she thinks for a long time whether she should go against her nature and slap you

9. Tell her that you don't believe in love at first sight

10. Tell her that Marius "is no longer at the barricade"(look up to the sky while saying this)

11. Laugh as she faints

12. Laugh again when she rushes out and then comes back an hour later angry

13. When she asks why you said he was dead, say "I never said he was DEAD! I just said he was no longer at the barricade (look up again). He is really being dragged like Santa's sack through the sewers right now (say that cheerfully)

14. Ask her about her mother

15. When she is picking out an outfit, say "Uggghhh! Corsets were so like 100 years ago!"

16. Tell her that her mother was a prostitute and that she is one break upaway from following in the same footsteps

17. Ask her why Pony was there for Marius at the barricade and she wasn't

18. Say that she is so boring and everybody knows that her character is going to have a happily ever after blah blah blah etc. boriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggg!!!!!!!

19. Laugh as she gets the "I really want to kill you, but it is against my nature to do so" look on her face

20. Ask why she doesn't have a solo song (I don't count "in my life" because she shares that with 3 other people and "castle on a cloud" because now a days the versions of this are so short!)

21. Complain she has one of the smallest parts yet she gets all of the glory (also mention that Pony is better than her)

22. Suggest singing lessons to her

23. Say that Marius only fell in love with her is because she is pretty

24. Mimic her high notes as annoyingly as you can when ever she is around

25. Watch as she fights with herself on whether she should punch you or not