1. Lock him in his room and tell him he can't come out cause he looks the most out of all the gladers like a girl and the others might jump him.

2. Continuously ask him what accent he has.

3. Whenever he is around mimic whatever you are saying loudly in a posh British accent.

4. Hide all his gardening tool and blame it on wcked.

5. Tell him Thomas ran into the maze again.

6. Laugh as he panics.

7. When he comes back looking pissed say ' oh did I say Thomas? I meant Alby '

8. Continue steps 7 and 5 until he ends up having to spend a night in the maze.

9. When he comes out the next morning scream ' REALLY DAMN GRIEVERS!!!'

10. Ask him how he got his limp.

11. Ask him why he tried to take the easy way out.

12. Tell Thomas they are all gonna kill him and have newt go try and get him down from a tree.

13. Dye his hoodie pink.

14. Run

15. Ask if he is experiencing any rash outbursts of anger.

16. Give him a flower crown and threaten him until he wears it.

17.Show pictures of when he was younger to all the gladers.

18. Laugh as they tease him.

19. Ask Him to hit someone on the head with a shovel.

20. Run away when he try's to hit you.

21. Tell him you no the way out of the maze but you will only tell him if he goes and tells Thomas the world is going to end.

22. Laugh as he does it.

23. When he comes back say it's in the maze somewhere.

24. Run

25. Watch and laugh as newt again tries to convince Thomas it's safe to come down from a tree.

Do all of these without getting thrown in the maze or hit with a shovel.