1. Make fun of his eyebrows.

2. Call him nothing but "captain gally"

3. Whenever you do this make sure to mock salute him aswell.

4. Hide all his building supplies.

5. Tell him he wasn't supposed to die at the end of the first movie but everyone hated him so much they killed him off.

6. Laugh as he gets confused about the movie and scared about dying.

7. Set fire to anything he is building.

8. Blame it on Thomas.

9. Laugh as he gets told off by a protective mama newt for hurting his baby.

10. Laugh harder as he gets the ' I really want to punch you' face but doesn't cause newts watching.

11. Tell him his nose looks like a potato.

12. Tell him he is the ugliest shank in the glade.

13. Point to a griever and say "even that is prettier then you"

14. Laugh as he panics about the griever.

15. Draw huge eyebrows on your face and follow him around say to everyone "hey look we are twins... I'm the prettier one by far"

16. Tell him that Thomas is going to be helping him build to day and there is nothing he can do about it.

17. Laugh as he tries to get rid of Thomas.

18. Tell him he has anger management problems and that he really needs to get it checked out.

19. Ramble to him about how amazing Thomas is.

20. Ramble about how horrible he is.

21. Whenever there is a meeting on and he tries to speak cut him off by saying "nobody cares you potato head"

22. Tell him he will never he the leader of the glade.

23. Tell him that Thomas would kick his shank ass in a fight.

24. Laughs as he tries to prove you wrong  by wrestling Thomas.

25. Laugh again when he is being sent to the slammer by newt for hurting Thomas again.

Do all of these things without being ripped apart or sacrificed to grievers.