Firestar: *walks out of den* Good morning sky, good morning trees. While no one is up I'll go for a walk. *walks through the tunnel and into the big forest* Wow what a b-e-a-u-tiful day, oo I smell rab- *trips over something* Whats this? *looks at it* Oh this is a map, heeeey I could use this to play a trick on Graystripe. * runs back to camp*

Later in the morning 

Firestar: ALL CATS OF THUNDERCLAN WAKE UP NOW AND LISTEN TO MEH!!!

*cats crawl out of dens*

Firestar: Me and Graystripe are going on a trip and will be gone for a couple of days. So Whitestorm is in charge, you will listen to him and answer to him.

Clan: Okay Firestar.

Firestar: Good, Graystripe come it is time to go.

*Firestar and Graystripe leave*

Whitestorm: Okay go back to sleep I don't want to deal with you guys right now I'm tired.

Clan: Yes Whitestorm.

*clan goes  to sleep* 

With Firestar and Graystripe

Graystripe: So what are we doing anyways Firestar?

Firestar: I found a map this morning and we are going to find something at the end of it.

Graystripe: Huh?

Firestar: *paw smack* You know what, I'm tired you read the map. *throws the map at Graystripe*

Graystripe: But how do I read a map?

Firestar: Well it's easy. The map scale shows you a ratio of map distance to real distance. These differ in size from map to map. Look for the scale, generally located on the side or bottom of the map. It will look something like 1:100,000, which denotes that 1 unit on the map is the equivalent of 100,000 units in real life. 

Graystripe: What?

Firestar: You   find   where   we   are   and   go   from   there, duh.

Graystripe: Oh okay.

Couple minutes later

Graystripe: Uh can I have some help, it says that there is going to be a river and I don't know how to get around it.

Firestar: Well first of all I can't hear the river right now, so we won't fall into it.

Graystripe: *walks into a tree* OW!

Firestar: Look where you're going stupid.

Graystripe: Yes Firestar.

Firestar: *stops walking* GRAYSTRIPE WAI-

Graystripe: *Falls off a cliff* AHHHHHH! *lands on a ledge* 

Firestar: Graystripe, you okay?

Graystripe: Ya, but I-

Firestar: But what?

Graystripe: I dropped the map over the edge.

Firestar: YOU IDIOT!!! *jumps down onto the ledge, brings Graystripe back to the top of the cliff.*

Graystripe: Thank you for saving me Firestar.

Firestar: I wouldn't say that.

Graystripe: Why?

Firestar: *kicks Graystripe off the edge*

Graystripe: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Firestar: Well that takes care of that, now to bring the treasure home that I found before I was with Graystripe. *walks off*

Couple of hours later

Graystripe: *wakes up from hitting the ledge* Anybody here! Hello! I could use some help getting up! Firestar! Anyone! Well I'm scurred.