17. Jokes
Firestar: What am I going to do today? *Looks up into the sky*
Brambleclaw: I know *walks over* Lets play a trick on Graystripe!
Firstar: Great thinking Brambleclaw!! Come on I know what to do.
Later
Firestar: *walks over to Graystripe* Hey Graystripe, wanna hear a joke?
Graystripe: Sure, why not.
Firestar: Okay, okay. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Graystripe: Um, you look breezie?
Firestar: Nope.
Graystripe: How dose all the paws feel?
Firestar: Nope.
Brambleclaw: *walks by* Nothing. It just waved.
Firestar: Hey! Graystripe was supposed to find out.
Brambleclaw: Sorry, we all knew he wasn't going to get it.
Graystripe: HEY!
Firestar: Yah, I guess your right.
Graystripe: :(
Later
Brambleclaw: Graystripe! What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Graystripe: I don't know, what you do call it.
Brambleclaw: You have to guess!
Graystripe: FINE!!! A hurt camel.
Brambleclaw: What?
Graystripe: A hurt camel, because when you bonk someone on the head they get a bump on their head.
Brambleclaw: What! No! Thats not it.
Graystripe: Then what is it!
Sandstorm: What are you guys doing?
Brambleclaw: Fine if Graystripe can't figure it out then maybe you can. What do you call a 3 humped camel.
Sandstorm: Oh thats easy, pregnant.
Graystripe: What!? How dose that make sense?
Sandstorm: Oh Graystripe. *shakes head*
Later
Cloudtail: Hey Graystripe. Knock knock.
Graystripe: Who's there.
Cloudtail: Banana
Graystripe: Banana who?
Cloudtail: Knock knock.
Graystripe: Who's there.
Cloudtail: Banana.
Graystripe: Banana who?
Cloudtail: Knock knock.
Graystripe: Can you just finish the joke!
Cloudtail: Come on just say it. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Graystripe: FINE!! Who's there.
Cloudtail: Orange.
Graystripe: Orange who.
Cloudtail: Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Graystripe: *explodes*
Firestar: What ya do to him know?
Cloudtail: I told him a joke.
Firestar: Witch one?
Cloudtail: The banana, banana, orange knock knock joke.
Firestar: Haha thats a good one.
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