That title tho.

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Petra dragged her paint brush across the canvas graciously. Levi tapped his foot impatiently while on the chair against the wall. He started tapping louder to get her attention. Petra heard him and sighed, placing her brush down.

"I told you not to come." Petra placed her hands on her hips as she turned to him.

"Well I thought you'd be quicker. This is taking to long." Levi crossed his arms.

"It's art! You can't rush it! It's a process not a product!"

"Then why do people pay thousands of dollars for the product and not for the video of the process?"

"Just shush!" Petra flung paint at him. He glared at her.

“Did you just throw paint at my face?”

“No. I flung it.”

Levi stood up, and walked towards Petra.

“No! Don’t hurt me!” Petra blocked her face with her arms as she back away.

“I won’t hurt you.” Levi said, and Petra removed her hands from her face. “I’m just getting food.” Levi passed her and opened the fridge, examining everything that was in it.

Petra eyed him closely, then ran over to her easel, grabbing a paintbrush and dipping it in blue paint. When she did, she ran over to Levi. She then painted her initials on Levi’s cheek.

“Do you have any idea how fucking disgusting that is?” Levi asked as he went and grabbed a paint brush, dipping it in bright red paint. He then turned to Petra and started painting randomly across her face. “There are so many germs on this paint brush.”

Petra started painting on Levi’s face as well. “It’s not that big of a deal.” She giggled at Levi’s annoyed face.

“Yes it is.” Levi dipped his brush back in the red to acquire more paint onto it.

“Okay I get it! You can stop now!” Petra laughed as she used her arms to shield her face, only to have her arms covered in paint as well.

“No.”

“Levi stop it!” Petra tried to be serious but failed.

“You started this.”

Petra tried to fight back with her blue colored brush, but her arm was grabbed by Levi’s left hand as he painted her face with his right.

“Levi! Stop it!”

“Not so funny when you’re the victim, is it?”

“Levi!” Petra dipped her left hand in the blue paint and smacked it onto his face, leaving a blue handprint.

“Oh, you’ve done it now.” Levi grabbed a landscape brush and dipped it in the red, and dragged it across her face, arms, hands, neck, and got some in her hair.

Petra laughed as she tried to run away from him, flinging whatever paint that was on her brush at him. “Don’t kill me~!”

"It's paint, I couldn't kill you even if I wanted to."

"Just stop!" Petra laughed, swinging her brush randomly towards him.

"No." Levi said, catching her, and pinning her hands to the wall.

"Come on," Petra dropped her brush, "I forfeit."

"This won't be a victory for me until I have purple." Levi smirked.

Petra shot him a look, knowing exactly what he meant. "Well, I prefer the color orange."

"You forfeited, that means I am the victor. Purple will be my prize." Levi moved his face closer to hers.

"You're really enjoying this, aren't you?" 

"Maybe I am." He shrugged.

"Fine. You want purple?" Petra pulled her hand from his grasp and rubbed some of the paint off her cheek, then smacking it on Levi's and mixing it with the red, creating purple. "There."

And as much as Levi just wanted to tell her that's not what he meant and kiss her, all he did was shake his head.