"‘Ello, mate! You good?” Azetra, the soul of the human AzureScales, asks as the reader as they woke up in the same area you was in- in a grey non-moving living room, with time frozen all around them. “Don’t answer that.” The soul said, cutting the reader off before they could respond.

“Hey! Give this person a chance to breath! You can’t keep cutting them off forever.” AzureScales frowned. The soul would look at his host for a moment before smiling. “OH DEAR, would ya look at the time, I guess Azzy here would like to continue the show. Let us continue.” The soul said, floating to AzureScales, who is flailing their arms around to make him stop. “Hey, no-”
Just like that, the Soul snapped their fingers, and everything around the reader went black. Again.

LET THE FUN BEGIN!

Memes from T.D.W.C.I:

[1]

Iceslasher: No! Stay back, foul demon!
Arctozolt: *stomps on the ground, and the edge of the cliff breaks*
Iceslasher: *unholy screeching*

[1 Alt]

*Insert “Closet Fall - Deltarune” sound effect here as Iceslasher fuckin falls off a cliff-*

[2]

Iceslasher: *wakes up lying his head on Milo’s lap* …Mommy?
Milo/Diane: What? No, dude. I am a male.
Iceslasher: 😐
Is this is heaven?
Milo/Diane: Wh-

[3]

Iceslasher: Hey.. Wanna see a magic trick?
Charlie/BurnDancer: :)
No!

[4]

Arceus: *sees Iceslasher running away from nothing*
*takes a sip of tea* I made a good choice.

*Iceslasher’s unholy screaming was heard*

Memes from “The Smoking of Christmas”:

[1]
Firestar: Kesa, is that a weed?
Kesa: … *Looks at Firestar with a dazed blep*
Firestar: I am calling the police!
*Draws 911 on a piece of paper and slaps it on a banana, putting it close to his ear*
Kesa: Hehehe.. What you doing to that fru-
???: 911 Emergency, how can we help yo-
Kesa: *gasp*

[2]
In an Alternative universe…

Kesa: Firestar, is that a Police? I am calling the weed.
*presses 420 on a non-existant computer*
Firestar: *stood there dumbfoundedly with a policemen looking at him confused*

[3]
Inferna: I believe that with some positivity, care and affection, we could change this sad sack of sadness’ life around!
Kesa: …Are you a Ninetales, because you sure is hot-
Inferna: See? He needs all the help he’ll get! *smiles*

[4]
How to hug the chonky Kesa

Step 1: Casually Messatu the High Badger

Memes from “The Mo-o Christmas”:

[1]

*Drako is not the impostor. 2 impostors remain.*

[2]

Xenoro-o: Yangi, how did you get here without pokemon?
Yangi: …

*Flashbacks*

Yangi (Past): Haha! I could survive in the wild without Pokemon! If those two crazy kids from the past could do it, so can I-
*Takes a step, and then he proceeded to get attacked by tons of wild pokemon, screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*End of flashback*
Yangi: ..By sheer determination.
Xenoro-o: Sir, you have tons of bruises and scratches.
Yangi: Exactly. Sheer determination.

[3]

Xenoro-o: Hey guys, who want cookies?
Crowd of Jangmo-os and Hakamo-os: *cheering*
Random hakamo-o: Could we have it with milk?
Xenoro-o: No, sorry. I didn’t think of asking the Miltank for some.
Random Hakamo-o: What about yours?

*holy music stops*

[4]

Drako: Y-Yangi, when I ask you to open your present, this isn’t what I meant!
>/////<
Yangi: *is shirtless* What ya mean? I already opened my present- which is to get an reaction out of you, Drako.
Drako: 0_o
A-Aw.. *smiles*
Yangi: Yeah. Why else did I take my shirt off for?
Drako: …Uhhhh, nothing.
Xenoro-o: Bet 2 Oran Berries those two gonna ki-
Random Hakamo-o: KILL!
Xenoro-o: NO-

[5]

*Florida Man wears a santa outfit, breaks into home, and teach the residents about christmas, all while replacing their money with charcoal and coal*

Memes from “A Shiny’s First Wish”:

[1]

Yena: *is flying around fast in the air*
Sunset: *screams at how fast she is moving*

[2]

Yena: Help me. I have met this one child at a brink of night, but now he is following me around and I feel unsafe.
Sunset: *stands there, innocently with a smile*

Memes from “Fight of the Flames”:

[1]

Sunny: Okay, you guys, I have a plan. Fernando, you try to snipe the enemy from a distance. I will stay by to create some ammo for each of you. Leon, I want you to-

Leon Rein: *jumps out from the fort, and charges at the enemy base* LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYY JENNNNNNNNKINSSSSSS-
*Proceeds to get pelted by 2,000 snowballs*

Sunny: …Be a distraction. Okay then-

[2]

Sizzler: Ugh.. How the heck did we screw up?
Leon (Charmeleon): I don’t know.. But if I die.. I hope to Arceus that I wake up with me laying on your chest..
Sizzler: No.. I wanna wake up on God’s chest..
Blitz: …Can you two dittos get up? Sunny has a full restore-

[3]

*insert Leon (Charmeleon) and Leon Rein fighting intensively- throwing snowballs at each other, slashing at each other with ice pikes, and dodging like they are in DBZ*

Sizzler and Sunny: …Geez, what is up with them? *is eating popcorn as they watch the fight*

Fernando: *facepalms.. But was looking at the fight jealously*

Deleted Scene from “The Mo-o Christmas”:
Drako walks in the cave wearing a maid outfit. “Ugh, geez,” The Kommo-o mumbled. “Lets hope to goodness no one would noti-”

“OH MY GOD!” One of the Jangmo-os screeched, as it notice the Totem Kommo-o in a maid dress. The screech got everyone look at the Totem Kommo-o rather respectively. Drako blushed as he was noticed. “Oh sh-”

“What the heck are you wearing Drako?” “Who in the right mind make you wear such a very.. Attractive dress?” “What are you planning to do?”

Many questions were fired from the crowd, and Drako was looking around frantically to flee. “Wait. Guys! I think he is wearing that to tell us that we should clean after ourselves. Think about it- Would our ancestors and Santa approve of all of the stuff lying around, or the stains we left behind?” One random Hakamo-o asks out to the crowd, who murmured in agreement.

Drako was shocked that they said something so convincing, but it did want him to play along. “Y-Yeah! I have to go clean after my throne room, so Imma have to-” The Kommo-o then proceed to run away.

“Uh… He left the cave.” One random Jangmo-o spoke.
“Nah, he’ll come in the back.” A different Hakamo-o said with a reassuring smile.

Deleted Scene from “T.D.W.C.I.”:
“Guys,” Iceslasher spoke to Milo and Charlie. “I have to let you all know.. I am trans male.” That shook everyone. “W-Wait a minute. You’re trans? Woah.. I never noticed. You acted, sounded, and looked like a male.” Charlie spoke. “..OKAY, so when you met me, Charlie,” Milo said with a hint of anger. “you’d recognize that I am a male and said nothing, but when this dude told you that he’s trans, THAT is when you said something?”

“Well, yeah. This is my first time knowing of a trans person.” Charlie responds.
“...What?” Milo and Iceslasher asks. “Yeah. I don’t actually get a chance to speak to people more often.. Especially when I was with that trainer.”

“Oh. Well, that’s okay.” Milo hugged Iceslasher, looking at Charlie with a smile. “If this friendly lizard is your first, then that means you finally talked to a trans person.” The Gardevior explained, and Charlie’s eyes widened with shock. “Woah.. Iceslasher, what’s it like being trans?”

Iceslasher was going to answer that, but Milo covered his mouth. “Shush, dragon. Do not share your wisdom on how a trans person live. Instead, let us give you appreciation and care.” The Gardevior said.

[This scene originally gonna have a random transphobic person, but due to me worrying that it’ll cast a bad light on me, Imma have to cut that out. Sorry-]

The show is over!

“And that is that.” AzureScales said as he finished the book, closing it afterwards. “Thank you for reading all the mememememe and funny craze.” Azetra would glare at the reader. “Yeah. And unfortunately, my host has to go away, because he wanted time to resume, blah blah blah, proceed to the final day part, and all the shabang.” The soul explained.

“..Yeah, but also, so you could finally be able to drink something warm, and do something other than listening to memes. Soooo.. Yeah. Again, I wanna thank you properly for that.” AzureScales said before bowing. “And for that, I must bid you adieu.” The human snapped their fingers, and both him and the soul fade to dust. After that, your surroundings slowly regain their colors as time resumes, and everything seems to move again. And the first thing you do is to take a long sip on your cup of hot chocolate. Like the stories AzureScales and the Garchomp has read to you, the end is near. VERY near.