"Kurt, when're the New Directions gonna get here?"

"I don't kn-"

"Oh my god! The New Directions!" Nick yelled and Jeff suddenly started laughing.

"It sounds like the Nude Erections!" Jeff shouted, Nick laughing now as well.

Kurt frowned at them before glancing back to Wes, "And you're sure there's nothing wrong with them? They don't have any mental disorders? Didn't suffer any head injuries as children?"

Wes stared at Kurt, amused.

Then the doors burst open and I'm walked a Latina girl, her head held high and her arms stretched out, "Its okay, I'm here. The party can start."

David quickly ran to Kurt, "Who's that?"

"Santana." Kurt raised an eyebrow, "She's lesbian."

David's excited face fell and Kurt laughed before stepping forward to greet his friends.

-_-_-

"Hey, Kurt?" David yelled, raising his voice so Kurt could hear over the music.

"Yes, David?"

"Who's the pretty blonde?" He's asked timidly, pointing towards Brittany who was laughing and pointing at one of the walls.

"That's Santana's girlfriend." Kurt raised an eyebrow.

"Ugh, I give up!" David threw his arms in the air and walked off.

Kurt laughed when he saw his boyfriend dancing in one of the corners, holding his hair in his hands and swinging his head from side to side.

"Having fun, Blaine?" Kurt laughed as he started to shimmy slightly to the beat.

Blaine looked up at Kurt with wide eyes, "Yeah! Best party ever!"

His yell was followed by various shouts of agreement before Kurt was grabbed by the waist and tugged forward.

He placed his hands on Blaine's chest to steady himself as he stared at his boyfriend's diluted eyes.

"How much have you had to drink?"

"One." Blaine said instantly, smiling.

"Ha sure." Kurt rolled his eyes, "No more for you."

He struggled against Blaine, trying to free himself from his boyfriend's grasp, "Uh, Blaine. Let me go. I'm gonna get you some water."

"Nu-uh." Blaine shook his head wildly, "You're gonna stay here with me."

Kurt continued to push at Blaine's chest, not noticing the attention they were attracting.

"Let me go, Blaine."

"No. Kurt, stop." Blaine pouted and shrieked when he toppled over, falling on top of Kurt.

"Ouch." Kurt groaned, rubbing the back of his head.

Blaine gasped, "Are you okay? Did I hurt you? I'm sorry, Kurt! I'm so-"

"It's okay Blaine." Kurt laughed.

"Oh." Blaine smiled before standing up, reaching down to pull Kurt to his feet and then walking away to go meet someone new.

-_-_-

Blaine was drunk. He knew it, his boyfriend knew it, his best friend knew it. Everyone knew.

But Kurt looked good in those pants.

Blaine stumbled forward towards where his boyfriend was stood, talking to a couple of girls from the New Directions.

He wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist and started swaying slightly, humming gently in Kurt's ear and closing his eyes.

Kurt stopped mid-sentence and frowned when a pair of arms wrapped themselves around him and a nose nuzzled into his neck.

"Blaine." He whispered, only getting a quiet hum in reply.

The girls were giggling as they watched the scene unfold and Kurt tried to pull Blaine's arms off him.

Suddenly Blaine gasped and stood straight, "Come on, Kurt. Come with me."

Blaine grinned excitedly as he grabbed his boyfriend's hand and yanked him towards the doorway, yelling for Kurt to follow him the whole way.

They'd attracted the attention of the whole room by the time Blaine had reached the doorway and pulled Kurt under.

"What're we doing here, Blaine."

Blaine grinned and pointed up, "Look! Mistletoe!"

Kurt glanced up and rolled his eyes when a few people in the room gasped.

"Can we kiss under the mistletoe?" Blaine pleaded, "Please, oh please!"

Kurt laughed and leaned forwards to silence Blaine with his lips.

Blaine smiled against his lips and leaned forward, immediately taking control.

He brought his hands up to Kurt's hair and tangled his fingers in it, loving the sounds Kurt made when he was forced to lean his head against the wall.

Kurt brought one hand up to Blaine's neck and the other gripped his shoulder.

Finally Blaine pulled away and grinned happily at Kurt before turning on his heel and skipping away, leaving Kurt to stare after him and attempt to fix his messed up hair with only his hands.

"That was damn hot." Santana purred as she approached Kurt, "Where'd you learn to kiss like that, baby penguin?"

"Uh, it's all Blaine ever wants to do." Kurt smirked, "Not that I'm complaining."

"You guys got a fuck buddies thing going on?"

"What no?" Kurt gaped, "He's my boyfriend, God. Who do you think I am?"

"You have a boyfriend, Kurt?" Rachel shrieked, "Why wouldn't you tell me?"

"Come on, Berry. You've seen hobbit gargler with Lady Hummel. Did you really think nothing was going on?" Puck laughed

"Yeah, Kurt's even told both of us on our weekly girl chats that he was crushing hard on Blaine." Mercedes frowned.

"Yeah, don't you remember how excited he got when the council allowed them to sing Candles as a duet?" Tina raised an eyebrow.

Rachel pouted, "I still wish you'd told me."

Umm... yeah. I'm super mega tired so I'm sorry if it's not my best. But I'm going to sleep now and I don't think my eyes could stay open for long enough to read through it more than once to check for mistakes. So I'm reaaaaalllyy sorry if there's any.

I just feel so bad because this is only the 15th chapter and it's the 18th right now.

I'm not promising anything but I'm going to try really really really hard to get it all up to date by the 20th.

I hope that was okay klaine_is_my_life

Oh yeah. And I can only take 6 more requests. My next 4 chapters are booked, shall we say 😹