I remember when I was young and my name was in a question and everyone looked at me, but I had social anxiety and panic.

Nowadays..

Classmate:" Quirky, why do you have 365 apples?"

Me:"so I don't have to go to the doctors this year. Duh."

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"A apple a day keeps the doctor away."

No one told me if you were supposed to actually eat the apple or throw it at their head....

I choose the later....