Brendon: what's the cheesiest song you have memorized?

Ryan: I wanna know what love is Foreigner

Brendon: you don't know that song

Ryan: of course I know it

Ryan: everyone knows it it's a classic

Brendon: but like... that's a love song

Ryan: and?

Brendon: and you're Ryan Ross

Ryan: your point?

Brendon: I just don't believe it

Ryan: so what just cause I'm some popular sex magnet I don't know the infamous 80s Foreigner banger

Brendon: that's not how I would've put it but sure

Ryan: wow judge much

Brendon: that's not what I meant

Brendon: why do you even know that song?

Ryan: was going through my dad's old records had a crush on someone at the time and seemed fit to listen to it on repeat for two weeks straight

Brendon: i still can't believe it

Ryan: I'll prove it to you

Brendon: you can't just send me lyrics cause you could've looked them up

Ryan: i wasn't gonna do that

Brendon: what are you gonna do then

Ryan: you'll see just wait

Brendon: should I be worried?

Ryan: nah you'll be fine

Ryan: you should be I'm 90% sure

Brendon: what about the other 10%

Ryan: shh child your turn is up