Ryan: do you have any piercings

Brendon: no but I was going to get my ear pierced last year

Ryan: lol what happened?

Brendon: let's just say it's painfully embarrassing to be dragged out of a tattoo parlor by your ear by your very angry religious mother

Ryan: wait

Ryan: you're the victim of the mormon mother gone mad???

Brendon: ...

Brendon: I can not confirm nor deny those allegations

Ryan: that's beautiful!

Ryan: holy crap I can't breath!! 🤣🤣

Brendon: shut up it's not funny

Ryan: I beg to differ

Ryan: is it true that you had to ice your ear for two days to ease the pain?

Brendon: where did you hear that?

Ryan: rumors were going around after that happened

Brendon: what other rumors did you hear

Ryan: just that your mother's nails almost pierced your ear from grabbing too hard and that you were going to get your penis pierced

Brendon: people were saying I was gonna get a penis piercing

Ryan: yeah that was one of the popular rumors

Brendon: that's embarrassing

Ryan: hey no one knows it's you people actually thought it was a rumor about Jack for a bit

Brendon: poor Jack

Ryan: he's fine he was embracing it

Brendon: good for him I guess?

Ryan: don't worry though your secret's safe with me

Brendon: thanks Ry

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This fic is #6 under Ryden!!! What?? That's insane! Thanks for reading and supporting this story!! ❤❤❤