Brendon: if you were to get pregnant today what would you do?

Ryan: lol I'm a dude I cant get pregnant

Brendon: I said IF

Ryan: I'd go see a specialist cause something's obviously wrong with me

Brendon: hypothetically speaking what if you somehow got pregnant what would you do

Ryan: who's the baby daddy?

Brendon: doesn't matter who

Ryan: it does cause I wouldn't let just anyone top I'm not a bottom

Brendon: who cares

Ryan: I also need to know who I'm collecting my child support from

Brendon: ugh god fine um.. me

Ryan: awe we'd have a cute little baby

Brendon: yeah yeah so what would you do

Ryan: I'd go to my dad first he'd be disappointed but I know he'd help me then idk find a job to try and support the baby

Brendon: you'd keep the baby?

Ryan: well yeah he or she would be mine so..

Brendon: even though you're still young and have these big plans for college

Ryan: well obviously I was stupid having unprotected sex but doesn't mean I wouldn't want to keep this human I made I don't think I'd be able to give them up for adoption or anything

Brendon: wow honestly didn't think you'd do keep them

Ryan: I'm not that heartless contrary to what everyone says about me

Brendon: after everything we've asked each other I'm not even sure what rumors about you are true anymore

Ryan: judging by the ones over been told it's not a lot

Brendon: would you want a boy or girl

Ryan: I wouldn't care as long as they were healthy I'd just try to be the best father I could be and give them the best life I could

Brendon: that's cute just so you know dad skills are attractive

Ryan: you saying you're attracted to me and my hypothetical pregnancy?

Brendon: when you say it that way idk anymore lol

Ryan: you Urie ask some weird fucking questions

Brendon: and you still answer them so that's a win in my book

Ryan: lol alright that's fair might turn

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Holy crap this story has over 1K reads and it's still #1 under Ryden! That's insane. Thank you so much for reading, commenting and voting. It means a lot. Hope you're enjoying. Love ya vros ❤❤