I was thinking about some funny awkward or embarrassing stories and I remember this time in college when I was scooping up some ice cream.  They kept it in this freezer that you had to bend over and come down on the gallons of ice cream from above.  Ice cream can get a little solid sometimes in a freezer and it can take a little work to scoop it up.  Anyway, I was putting some elbow grease into the operation when out of nowhere a big old string of drool just leaked out of my mouth and landed with a plop right in the ice cream bucket.  I'm really not sure why this happened.  It's seriously not a common occurrence for me to walk around drooling all over the place.  I guess just in the heat of trying to scoop some of that hard ice cream it let itself loose.  

Anyway, as soon as it happened I turned and looked and saw there was a line of about five or six people waiting to get ice cream and I'm pretty certain they all saw me drool in it.  I did my best to try to scoop up where the drool landed, but it was impossible to tell if I got it all.  I turned to the people in line and said "Uh, don't get the cookies and cream" and hurried out of there.

In retrospect I bet that sort of thing happens a lot.  Communal serving stations for food are pretty gross if you think about it.