Hey Trainers! (and some Pokémon) Ever run out of room in your backpack? Did you ever wish you could carry an entire picnic table with you? Ever wanted to grill up some filet, but just not be able to because you were missing your giant grill?

     Well worry no longer! The new Storage Balls from the ever helpful Silph Co. are just what you need! We’ve taken the Poke-Ball technology and transformed it into an item-capturing device! Bring all the comforts of home with you on your travels! Heck, even bring your home! Literally! 

     Warning: Do not try to capture Pokémon in the Storage Balls as it has been discovered that the environment inside is toxic to living substances. A moment of silence for Fluffy the Mareep, whose brave sacrifice allowed us to discover this fact…

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     Also, trainers are advised that touching the objects brought out from Storage Balls may result in a minor case of serious brain damage.

     Have fun!