there is little in life that i actually fear

lions or tigers or big grizzly bears

spiders don't bother me

heights seem to set me free

tiny spaces make me feel secure

thunder storms, they're fun, for sure

bees and wasps have a job to do

darkness really can't hurt you

dentists, they just look scary

dogs and cats, just cuddly and hairy

i could go through every phobia known

out of all, I have grown

but one fear still lurks

deep in my soul

rooted in my brain

i can't let go

it causes my panic to surface

and my eyes fill with tears

when i open the fridge

and there's only 1 BEER