the way to a man's heart

is through his stomach

well that actually seems kinda dumb

you can give him acid indigestion

high blood pressure

high cholesterol

hardening of the arteries

and basically make him a fat ass

and then you become disgusted with him

have an affair

leave him

take half his money

and he eats himself to death

and besides

if

the way to a man's heart

is truly through his stomach

when did we men

start eating

with our penises