"Twerp......."

"Bird brain........."

"Well, at least I have a brain......."

"Oh yeah, just a shame that its up your ass.........."

The sounds of the voices disappearing down the hall, as (Y/n) and Clint left the common room. Tony shaking his head and once again remarking that he sometimes felt as though he was working with kindergarteners, before getting to his feet; sure, that he had better things to do than deal with yet another game of one upmanship between the two agents. Steve looking to Nat as finally all went, quiet.

"What is it with those two......?" The captain asked. Sure, if anyone might know what was going on between the two agents, it would be her.

The relationship between (Y/n) and Clint had always been a little different; but since their last mission where they had had to go undercover together for a number of months, they truly appeared to hate one another. The two seeming to want to just get as far away as they could, whenever they saw the other; either that, or an argument would ensue, before that would storm out of the room. Neither to be seen again, sometimes for hours. It not that these arguments seemed to transfer themselves to missions; in fact, the pair seemed to gravitate towards each other in times of trouble, no; it was really that the others, mostly Steve and Nat, would like to see them get on. The others just hoping for a little peace and quiet.

"I don't know, Steve. I've tried to talk to them both about it, but they won't say a thing. I wish they could both get along, as they are so good together when they are in the field. But here.......its as if they just rub one another up the wrong way......." Nat replied, wishing that she could be of more use; but if she knew any more than that, she would have already tried to fix all this, herself.

"Maybe I should see if Clint will talk to me..........It would be better for all of us if they could at least be civil to one another. I know we all have arguments from time to time; but those two take it to another level......" Steve replied with a sigh; the captain sitting back in his chair as Nat nodded.

"It's worth a try, Steve. But give him a while to calm down......you know he always seems to be hot and flustered after one of their arguments......." The Widow agreed. It Steve's turn to nod; the captain happy to leave the archer to calm down a little, before he went to find him.

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"Oh, that coming from you, Mister 'I never miss'........"

"Yeah well at least I can claim that. You on the other hand........." Clint growled back, looking around the corridor, before opening the door to his room; he and (Y/n) quickly making their way inside when it was obvious that they were alone. (Y/n) finding herself pushed up against the now closed door, as Clint's hands found her ass and his lips latched onto her neck. The pair moaning as the archer's hands roamed, and her body bucked against his. Clint already feeling the strain, as his manhood pushed against the inside of his jeans.

"I don't know how much longer I can keep doing this, (Y/n)........" Clint moaned, as her hand moved between them and rubbed firmly over his crotch.

"I know, but you were the one that said we should keep this to ourselves. That given we seemed to share every other part of our lives with the rest of the team, we needed something for just us........" She managed to reply, before biting down on her lip, as Clint made quick work of the buttons of her shirt and then her bra, so that her breasts were revealed. Her hand gripping into his hair, as his tongue licked at her nipples, before his lips closed around one of the hardened nubs.

She was right, he had said all that. It nice to have this little secret from the others. And it was fun too making the team think that they hated one another, when in fact they used the argument and the faux dislike to be able to get away and ensure that the others would leave them alone while they made love. Yet he had to confess that he would very much like to be able to go to sleep with her in his arms, at night; to wake up every morning and she be the first thing that he would see. That, and it would stop all the other agents at S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters thinking they could ask out his girl. So maybe the time had come to just come out and tell everyone; and then he might just be able to take their relationship to the next level. But for now.........Clint picking (Y/n) up and carrying her to the bed; they had other things that they both wanted to do.

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"You loaned it to Clint.....He said he needed it for something to do with his bows........" Bruce informed Tony, as he stood there in the doorway to the lab, asking about one of his tools.

"Great......now I have to go and deal with one of those two......." The billionaire groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. Tony having hoped to avoid both of the squabbling infants, for the rest of the day. But given that the repair was pressing, and Clint had the only tool for the job, he had no other choice. Tony making his way out of the lab and bumping into Steve, as he wound his way towards Clint's room.

"Tony, where are you.......?"

"Clint's room.....you........?"

"Clint's room, too......I thought I would have a word with him about what's going on between him and (Y/n). See if we can work something out......." Steve explained, as they got closer to the archer's rooms.

"Yeah, well, good luck with that, Cap..........." Tony told him. Holding up his hand to knock on the door, until he and Steve heard something come from the other side of the ingress. The two men looking at one another, as they caught the sound of Clint's voice.

"Fuck baby girl. Ya gonna make daddy cum......." Tony doing his best to not laugh, as he saw the look of horror on Steve's face. The captain's eyes growing even wider, as a female's voice followed close behind.

"Oh god, daddy......cum with me.........." The air finally growing quiet, after two moans came from the other side of the door. Tony giving Clint and his friend a moment, before he knocked.

"Tony........."

"What.....? They've finished and I need my tool.........." Tony replied with a smile. Chuckling to himself as Clint called out that he would be there in a minute, before the sounds of scrambling came from the room. The billionaire laughing to himself as a rather flustered archer's head, appeared from around the just open door.

"Er.....hi. I was just.........."

"I need that tool that I leant you............" Tony interrupted, not giving Clint time to do or say anything, before he pushed his way into the room.

"What.......now? Couldn't that wait..........?" The archer retorted, pulling the bed sheet a little tighter around his waist.

"I was........sleeping, and you woke me up for that............." He continued, as he looked between Tony, who was now searching his room, and a rather red-faced Steve who was still stood in the doorway. The billionaire quite having forgotten about his tool; now more interested in where daddy might have hidden his baby girl. Tony sure that he had recognised the voice of the woman; but just to be sure...............A smile making its way onto his lips, as he moved some of the tangled bedding that seemed to conveniently overhang the bed. His smile getting even broader as he pulled up the sheets to find a face looking at him from under the bed.

"Ah, (Y/n)........you wouldn't happen to know where that spanner I leant Clint might be, would you.........?" Tony enquired, as if this was the most normal thing in the world. Steve not able to believe his eyes as he leant down and saw that (Y/n) was indeed under the bed, and from what he could tell, very naked.

"Er.......top draw of his desk........." (Y/n) replied. Her bare arm appearing from under the bed as she pointed at the simple desk that stood up against the far wall.

"Thanks sweetheart......Oh, and the next time you and Legolas get caught, maybe don't try and hide under the bed or in the wardrobe; it's the first places they always look. Believe me, I know from experience." Tony told her. Winking at the female agent, before lowering the bedsheet; retrieving his spanner before making his way back to where the embarrassed Steve still stood.

"Well, daddy.......someone is going to have some explaining to do, at dinner tonight......." Tony laughed, as he clapped Clint on the back, before making his way back out of the room. Steve quickly following after him without saying a word to either Clint or (Y/n). The archer slowly closing the door behind them, before making his way over to the bed, as (Y/n) popped her head out.

"Well, that's one way for them to find out........" Clint helping (Y/n) from under the bed, then pulling her to him. The sheet falling from his waist to the floor.

"Certainly is........and at least now we don't have to pretend; it also means that I don't have to try and stay quiet. So, daddy, what say you make me scream and we let everyone know whose baby girl I am........?"

"You took the words right out of my mouth......." Clint said, his lips meeting hers in a kiss, before they both fell back onto the bed. Both of them happy that their little secret, wasn't a secret, anymore.