Murdoc: what the bloody hell is this????

Me: *sighs* this is the 20 art styles and this is my style to show people

Murdoc: your style is crap

Me: -_- what's your style then

Murdoc: this is

Murdoc: enjoy the view?

Me: you fucking gross

Murdoc: I don't fuck gross I fuck women

Me: get out of here

Murdoc: never