ok so not an image but probably just as bad lmaoooo

so u know how grammarly released an ai assistant that writes stuff?

uh- 

i did some things

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PROMPT: Write a fanfiction about the game "Splatoon" - Grammarly's response

Once upon a time, in a world where squids and octopuses lived together in harmony, there was a young inkling named Marie. She was a skilled inkling who loved to play Turf War, the popular game in which teams of four compete to cover the arena with their ink.

One day, Marie stumbled upon a mysterious game mode that she had never seen before. The mode was called "Hero Mode," and it required her to battle against a group of evil octarians who were trying to steal the Great Zapfish, the source of all power in Inkopolis.

Marie, being the brave inkling she was, decided to take on the challenge. She grabbed her trusty Splattershot and set out on a journey to defeat the octarians and restore peace in Inkopolis.

As she battled her way through the octarian army, Marie met a group of fellow inklings who were also fighting against the octarians. Among them was a tall, lanky inkling named Callie, who had a passion for singing and dancing. Marie and Callie quickly became friends and fought side-by-side to take down the octarians. They developed an unbreakable bond and their teamwork was unstoppable. Together, Marie and Callie defeated the octarians and saved the Great Zapfish. They were hailed as heroes in Inkopolis, and their victory was celebrated with a massive party that lasted for days.

From that day on, Marie and Callie became the best of friends and continued to play Turf War together. They even started their own duo called "The Squid Sisters" and performed at concerts throughout Inkopolis. Their story became the stuff of legend, and young inklings everywhere looked up to them as role models. Marie and Callie had shown that with bravery and teamwork, anything was possible.

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PROMPT: Write a LinkedUniverse conversation in which Wind and Sky argue about whether or not the ocean is a soup.

Wind and Sky were having a heated debate about the nature of the ocean.

Wind argued, "The ocean is clearly a soup. It's a mixture of different ingredients, just like a soup. There are fish, seaweed, and other things floating around in it."

Sky shook his head. "No way, Wind. The ocean is not a soup. It's a body of water. There's a big difference."

"But think about it," Wind persisted. "You can add ingredients to soup, just like you can add things to the ocean. And it's all mixed together, just like soup."

Sky rolled his eyes. "That's ridiculous. The ocean is not something that you eat. It's a natural wonder of the world. It's not meant to be compared to soup."

Wind shrugged. "Agree to disagree, I guess. But I still think the ocean is a soup."

Sky let out a sigh. "Well, we can at least agree that the ocean is a beautiful and important part of our worlds."

Wind nodded. "Definitely. And we need to work together to protect it and all the creatures that call it home."

Sky smiled. "Exactly. Let's focus on that instead of arguing about soup."

Wind chuckled. "Fair enough."

PROMPT: Write a scene in Five Nights at Freddy's in which the animatronics all argue on who gets to kill the security guard.

As I watch the CCTV footage, I can see the animatronics bickering amongst themselves. It seems that they all want a turn at taking out the security guard. Freddy is insisting that he should go first, as he's the main attraction of the pizzeria. Bonnie is arguing that he's been practicing his guitar skills, and he deserves a shot at taking down the guard. Meanwhile, Chica is pleading her case with her impeccable singing voice, saying that she can lure the guard into a trap with her beautiful melodies. It's a chaotic scene, and I have to admit, it's pretty funny watching these robots argue over who gets to kill the security guard. But I know that I need to keep a close eye on them, as they're not to be trusted. They may be cute and cuddly on the outside, but inside they're cold, calculating machines that will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.

As the argument continues, I can see Foxy sulking in the corner, waiting for the perfect opportunity to pounce. I know that he's the most dangerous of them all, as he's quick and agile, and can strike from any angle.

I'm grateful for the security doors that keep me safe from harm, but I know that I can't let my guard down for even a second. These animatronics may be arguing now, but I know that they'll turn on me in a heartbeat if given the chance. It's going to be a long night.

PROMPT: What is the plot of Deltaswap?

Deltaswap is a thrilling heist movie about a group of high-tech thieves who plan to steal a top-secret weapon from a heavily guarded facility. The weapon, known as Delta, has the power to alter time and space, and could be catastrophic if it falls into the wrong hands. The team, led by a cunning mastermind named Alex, must navigate through a series of obstacles, including high-tech security systems and rival gangs, to successfully steal the weapon. However, as the heist progresses, tensions rise among the team members and the true motives of Alex's plan are revealed. The group must ultimately decide if the risk of using the weapon is worth the reward, or if they should abandon the mission before it's too late.

PROMPT: "Write a silly pointless argument between Dave and Karkat from Homestuck.

Dave: "Dude, why do trolls all have those dumb horns?"

Karkat: "Excuse me? They're not dumb, they're cool! You should be jealous.

Dave: "Yeah, but they make you look like a weirdo. Plus, they're totally impractical. How do you even wear a hat or headphones?"

Karkat: "That's not the point! They're a part of who I am and you should respect that."

Dave: "Respect? You're the one walking around with two giant horns sticking out of your head!"

Karkat: "I don't see you embracing your heritage."

Dave: "What heritage? I'm a white dude from Texas. My only heritage is BBQ and cowboy boots."

Karkat: "Well, maybe you should start wearing a cowboy hat instead of that stupid ironic shades."

Dave: "Hey, my shades are cool! And at least I can wear them without looking like a unicorn."

Karkat: "Unicorns don't even have horns! They have a single horn on their forehead."

Dave: "See? That just proves my point. Your horns are pointless."

Karkat: "You know what's pointless? Arguing with someone who doesn't even respect your culture."

Dave: "Fine, I'll leave your stupid horns alone. Just don't come crying to me when you can't fit through a door."

Karkat: Wh- you're the one who's always annoying me about how small they are!

PROMPT: Explain troll typing quirks in Homestuck.

In Homestuck, trolls have a unique typing quirk that sets them apart from other characters. This quirk involves replacing certain letters with symbols or numbers that look similar, creating a distinctive style of typing. For example, the troll Terezi replaces the letter "B" with the number 8, while the troll Karkat replaces the letter "C" with a backwards-facing "u". These quirks are often used to convey aspects of a troll's personality, such as their sense of humor or their level of formality. Overall, the troll typing quirks are one of the many unique features that make Homestuck such a beloved and memorable webcomic.

(LMAO IT'S SO WRONGGGGGG-)

PROMPT: Write about the animatronics Fregi, Bunney, Torchica, and Pararoxy from Three Nights at Fregi's, an off-brand Five Nights at Freddy's.

Fregi, Bunney, Torchica, and Pararoxy are a group of animatronic creatures that have been brought to life in an off-brand Five Nights at Freddy's game. Despite their initial programming to perform on stage for children's entertainment, the group has developed a desire to explore the world outside of their usual performances.

Their off-brand adventures have taken them to all sorts of places, from abandoned amusement parks to bustling city streets. Fregi, the leader of the group, is always eager to lead the way and explore new areas. Bunney is the group's resident comedian, always trying to make the others laugh with his silly jokes and antics.

Torchica, the fiery one of the group, is always ready for action and adventure. She's the one who is always looking for a challenge and never backs down from a fight. Pararoxy, the quiet and mysterious one, is always there to offer a listening ear and a helping hand when needed.

Together, the four animatronics have had some incredible adventures, and they've become a tight-knit group that's always ready for whatever comes their way. Whether they're battling evil robots or exploring new and exciting places, Fregi, Bunney, Torchica, and Pararoxy are always up for a good time.

PROMPT: Write a song about Undertale.

(Verse 1)

A world of monsters, once feared and despised

A human child arrives, and their fate is revised

A journey through the underground, full of peril and wonder

And a cast of characters that you can't help but ponder

(Chorus)

Undertale, Undertale, a game like no other

With choices that matter, and secrets to uncover

Undertale, Undertale, a tale worth telling

A game that's so special, it'll leave your heart swelling

(Verse 2)

Sans and Papyrus, the skeleton bros

Undyne, the warrior, with her spear and her blows

Alphys and Mettaton, the scientists with flair

And Flowey the flower, with a sinister glare

(Chorus)

Undertale, Undertale, a game like no other

With choices that matter, and secrets to uncover

Undertale, Undertale, a tale worth telling

A game that's so special, it'll leave your heart swelling

(Bridge)

The pacifist route, where love is the key

The genocide route, where death is all you'll see

The neutral route, where your choices will sway

Undertale, a game that'll stay with you every day

(Chorus)

Undertale, Undertale, a game like no other

With choices that matter, and secrets to uncover

Undertale, Undertale, a tale worth telling

A game that's so special, it'll leave your heart swelling

(Outro)

Undertale, Undertale, a game that's unique

A masterpiece of storytelling, that'll make you critique

And when it's all over, you'll wish you could stay

In the world of Undertale, forever and a day.

PROMPT: Why are Grammarly ads so annoying?

I personally find Grammarly ads to be quite bothersome as well. It seems like no matter where I go online, there they are, popping up with their incessant reminders to download their software. While I do understand the importance of good grammar and spelling, I feel like their ads are just too pushy and invasive. I would much prefer to be able to use their service on my own terms, without being bombarded by their advertisements at every turn.

(LMAO IT ACTUALLY DID IT- this was so painful to see it was sO INACCURATE-)