Uh it just starts I guess?
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Nemuri Kayama: Now that we're all gathered here in Torino's office, with Toshi handcuffed to the radiator and Tsunagu who may have brain damage, I propose we play Truths

"WHY?!" Yelled 2-A and Ectoplasm.

The sextet of chaos (A/N anyone who has read my other reaction book will know that I'm still referring to the as the sextet in memory of Oboro Shirakumo, may he Rest In Peace.) burst out laughing at their reaction.

Anakuro Hirooki: Fun but why are we playing over text? Your right next to me

Tensei Iida: Coz we're pretty sure Tsunagu has lost his hearing...

Enji Todoroki: I insulted his hair 5 times and in response he laughed and patted me on the head?

"You wHAT?!" Tsunagu shrieked. "I'll have you know my hair is a masterpiece! How dare you!"

Enji simply rolled his eyes and punched Toshinori in the head.

"Ow what the FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" He yelled, jumping out of his seat and spinning around.

Enji jumped up as well, towering over him. "BECAUSE FUCK YOU SHITTYNORI!"

Nishi Wisteria: Will he actually be ok?

Ryuko  Tatsumi: Probably?? He didn't hit the wall THAT hard

Emi Fukukado: Ryuko, he put a fucking human shaped dent in the wall. I'm worried if you consider that a soft hit

"Agreed." Said the entire Auditorium.

Yagi Toshinori: I'm starting to get the feeling Mirai was lying when he said it would be fine...

Mirai Sasaki: I said it would be fun not fine, Toshinori. Big difference

"There actually is, but since everyone decided to ignore that its not my fault." He said, relaxing back into the chair with a smug expression on his face.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: No what happened?

Yagi Toshinori I swear I just saw the chance of not getting caught jump out the fucking window

"I'm pretty sure everyone saw that." Groaned Hizashi.

Nishi Wisteria: Now that you mention it, I DID see that!

Hizashi Yamada: Come on, that doesn't mean we'll get caught! Let's just have fun while we can at least!

Tensei Iida: sO briGhT

Shota turned and hissed at Tensei. "Back off."

Tensei threw his hands up then hid behind Nemuri. "I didn't mean it like that Sho!"

Nemuri Kayama: Are we playing then?? In this game you can ask individual truths or group truths

Anakuro Hirooki: Sure I'll start. Everyone, who do you think that sports festival next month??

Enji Todoroki: Me

Nemuri Kayama: Toshi

Shota Aizawa: Hizashi

Hitoshi grinned at this. His dad's told him they got together after the sports festival, and he was hoping to be able to see it happen.

Hizashi Yamada: Aww Shota but I'm pretty sure Toshinori could break me in half with his pinky. A nice gesture though

Tensei Iida: I think I speak for everyone else when I say Toshinori will probably win, right?

"Aw thats really nice of you guys!" Midoriya exclaimed.

Toshinori sighed. "As it turns out, Young Midoriya, they were simply trying to jinx me."

Midoriya looked heartbroken while Class Arson burst out laughing.

Emi Fukukado: We all 100% agree but Todoroki looks like he's about to combust on the spot. Anyway, is you could change quirk would you and what to?

Tensei Iida: I would change mine to Foldabody. It would make it millions of times easier to fit inside the fridges

Anakuro Hirooki: (a p r o b l e m)

"Fuck off, its not a problem." Tensei said, pouting.

"YES IT IS!" Iida yelled.

Yagi Toshinori: I wouldn't change mine honestly

Shota Aizawa: A more useful quirk like, cat whisperer

Kan Sekijiro: How is that useful?

"To this very day, I regret asking that question." Kan sighed.

2-A looked confused.

Hizashi Yamada: Kan you idiot. Don't get him started-

Shota Aizawa: What's not useful about having Ana remy of fucking cats that are willing to do your bidding? I could cream everyone here with that quirk, you wouldn't attack an innocent little kitten would you? No you wouldn't because cats are small and innocent and that would be you fucking downfall. While your cooing over the decoy I already have two adult cats stalking you ready to pounce on your ass. You'd be rendered immobile in mere minutes

Silence. Complete and utter silence. Then Hitoshi and Denki burst out laughing. Iida shoved his hand in his mouth in a vain attempt to hide his giggles. They'd heard this speech so many times. The rest of their class was just stared. 

Enji Todoroki: You've uh really thought that out-

Hizashi Yamada: SHUT UP, NEMURI PUT DOWN BEFORE HE MOVES ONTO REASON 2 OF 67!

Shota turned and glared at Nemuri. "Hey what are you glaring at me for? Go glare at your husband it was his idea!" She exclaimed. 

"HUSBAND?!" 2-A yelled.

Nemuri froze. "Ah shit."

Shota just sighed. "Reaction first, questions later."

Ryuko Tatsumi: Damn Shota. 67 reasons??!

Nemuri Kayama: As juicy as Truths are, I feel like the real chaos comes with dares. Anyone up for it?

Anakuro Hirooki: I'll do anything!

"Bad choice of wording..." Hizashi groaned, knowing what was coming next

Hizashi Yamada: ^^

Tensei Iida: ^^

Tsunagu Hakamata: vv

Nishi Wisteria: Bitch, you can't even waLk-

Tsunagu let out an offended gasp while the rest of Class Arson burst out cackling. Not laughing, CACKLING.

Nemuri Kayama: Alright. Zashi, Tensei and Anakuro I dare you to go raid Nezu's office and text us what you find!

"wHAT?!" Nezu squeaked, voice cracking at the shock.

'Oh shit...' Class Arson thought.

Tensei Iida: We're on our way now

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Hizashi Yamada: The corridors are really spooky at night. I swear I can see some sort of ugly bathroom ghost

Hizashi Yamada: Oh wait it was Todoroki

Enji turned red, flames heating up while the sextet cracked shits laughing. Todoroki simply lifted his phone and filmed, with the full intention of playing it on the TV at family dinner.

Enji Todoroki: Fuck you

Hizashi Yamada: <3

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Wait how are they going to get in? I'm 100% sure Nezu locks his office?

"Exactly." Said Nezu. "Therefore there's no point trying."

Anakuro Hirooki: Bold of you to assume I don't know how to pick locks

Dead silence. Then...

"I'm changing the locks." Nezu said, scribbling it down on his notepad.

Tensei Iida: We're in!!

Kan Sekijiro: You scare me Hirooki

Nemuri Kayama: Well? Is there any important documents to look at? Evidence of the Principals secret double life?

"Double life? Why would I have a double life?" Nezu asked innocently.

Nemuri squeaked. "Well your so smart we just assumed you have at least five jobs and own at least two countries!"

Nishi Wisteria: That last ones is a stretch-

Anakuro Hirooki: I'm pretty sure beneath all the tea sets there's something important. Dang does this mouse have tea sets

"Ah the age old debate of what Nezu is." Mr Satoshi sighed.

Yagi Toshinori: Pretty sure he's a bear-

Emi Fukukado: Are you on crack both of you?? It's really obvious he's a dog, like open your eyes sheeple

"...Sheeple?" Uraraka asked.

Shota sighed. "Don't question it."

Hizashi Yamada: Holy crap, we hit gold!

"Like literal gold or figurative gold?" Denki asked.

Hitoshi sighed. "Denki, I love you, but please tell me your not that stupid."

Shota froze. "Wait wHAT?!" He yelled, glaring at Hitoshi.

Both he and Denki froze stock still, afraid of the Dadzawa. Then Iida burst out laughing.

"Oh god this is hilarious, Toshi you haven't told them?" He asked in between bouts of laughter.

Hitoshi glared at him. "Shut up Tenya. Just like you haven't told Tensei either?" He retorted.

"Alright why don't we discuss this after the video?" Nemuri, who knew both of their secrets, said.

Tensei Iida: We found an envelope that says student transfers! We're getting more people in our class!

Nishi Wisteria: I CAN'T LOOK AFTER MORE KIDS

"I am insulted, not all of us act like kids!" Tashiro exclaimed, pouting. Some of the less chaotic students of Class Arson grumbled agreements.

Gran Torino rolled his eyes. "They way your acting just proves it."

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Does it say who?

Tensei Iida: We're trying to get it but its kinda buried under some tea sets

Nezu wrapped his arms around his tea cup protectively. Anakuro shivered, in fear of what will happen when he finds out.

Emi Fukukado: Why is Mirai actually smiling?? It's like Shota but not as bad. Still as scary tho

"This was where it turned from funny to hilarious." Mirai smirked, causing everyone to jump away from him.

Mirai Sasaki: It's time for the night to go from good to great

Yagi Toshinori: Uhhh countdowns make me aNxiOuS

Ryuko Tatsumi: What the fuck. Can anyone else hear that??

"Hear what?" Momo asked.

Nemuri smirked secretively.

Kan Sekijiro: We aren't deaf Ryuko

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Except Tsunagu

Tsunagu Hakamata: Bitch even I can hear that obnoxious alarm

"The intruder alarm?" Ectoplasm asked.

"No, the fire alarm." Nemuri said, shrugging.

Tensei Iida: It sounds like a fucking fire alarm

Enji Todoroki: Why the fuck are you staring at me??

The students just deadpanned.

"Father you are literal fire." Todoroki said in his usual monotone voice.

"Yeah but it wasn't me this time." He grumbled.

Yagi  Toshinori: Gee Enji it looks like you've forgotten that YoU'rE LiTerALLy fiRE?

Enji Todoroki: I don't just randomly fucking combust ToshinoRi

"Yes you do." Class Arson deadpanned.

Emi Fukukado: But your attitude sure does. Zing!

Nemuri Kayama: It may or may not of been my fault

"Nemuri..." The Pro's groaned.

Hizashi Yamada: Of course this is your fault but hOw did you set off the fiRE aLarM nEMuRi??

Nemuri Kayama: I was making food then boom fire. Literally don't even panic, its a small fire

"It was NOT A SMALL FIRE MURI!" Hizashi yelled, accidentally activating his quirk.

Ryuko Tatsumi: How big is the fire, Nemuri

Nemuri Kayama: It's only burning half the kitchen

Nishi Wisteria: wHy dO tHinGs AlwaYS enD iN fiRe??

"Because we're Class Arson." They synced.

"Thats literally how we got our name. All those fires..." Nemuri added.

Tensei Iida: I really hate to make a bad situation worse but I'm pretty sure I see the pros coming up the hill with all the teachers

Nishi Wisteria: Shiiiit

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Ok so we have a handcuffed Toshinori; a knocked out Aizawa; a brain damaged Tsunagu; and Nemuri who's in a burning kitchen. I literally can't think of oNe way to get out of thissss

"Wait so when did the villain turn up?" Ectoplasm asked.

Gran Torino and Nezu narrowed their eyes, drilling their gaze into Class Arson.

Nemuri Kayama: How about we make this fun?

Yagi Toshinori: I literally see no way this could be fuN but proceed-

Nemuri Kayama: If your able to make it out of this shithole without getting caught then those of us who get caught won't snitch on you

"How many got caught?" Midoriya asked.

Rumi frowned. "4 of us, maybe?"

Tsunagu Hakamata: I'm intrigued. I say yes

Nishi Wisteria: It's not like we have a ChoiCE?

Yagi Toshinori: wHy iS eVerYone LEAVING me heRe???

Emi Fukukado: You heard her Tosh its every man for themselves plus I accidentally dropped the keys out the window. Haha

"Real funny Emi." Toshinori groaned.

She stuck her tongue out at him, still laughing.

Ryuko Tatsumi: "accidentally"

Hizashi Yamada: Where's Shota??

Yagi Toshinori: In here with me. Please come quick

"You know he's not coming for you right?" Hitoshi asked.

Toshinori sighed. "I do now."

2-Gay looked between them confused.

Tensei Iida: I'll go collect the arsonists from the kitchen

Nemuri Kayama: Thanks boo, there's a lot of smoke which tastes bad

Nishi Wisteria: I don't think you should inhale too much smoke

"LISTEN TO HER!" 2-A yelled.

Kan Sekijiro: tHeY'rE hEre, fucKIN hiDe-

Yagi Toshinori: Hizashi what the fUck?!?

"Heheh..." Hizashi laughed sheepishly.

Toshinori sighed for what felt like the 100th time that day.

Anakuro Hirooki: What happened??

Yagi Toshinori: Fucking Hizashi just ran in here, scooped Shota up then raN off?! I'm sat in Gran Torino's office, handcuffed to a shitty radiator there's 100% chance I'm getting caught unless-

"Toshinori if you'd just stayed there this day would've ended a whole lot better." Emi laughed.

Anakuro glanced over. "But then we wouldn't have been able to fill Enji's room with butter..."

"True..."

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Please don't tell me you did that Toshinori-

Tsunagu Hakamata: Why did Yagi~kun just run past me hauling a fucking radiator on his arm???

"Oh god..." Shota sighed.

Tensei buried his head in his hands. "The night just rolls at top speed downhill from here."

Nishi Wisteria: wiTH a WhAt???

Ryuko Tatsumi: Is that why everything smells of gas-

Emi Fukukado: Don't let Enji near Torino's office lmao

"Wait..." Torino trailed off.

Yagi Toshinori: Don't worry Enji said and I quote 'I don't just randomly fucking combust'. Just don't inhale and we'll live

Anakuro Hirooki: Well that was certainly a large explosion-

Torino froze, eye twitching, slowly turning to look at Enji. In his most calm, yet terrifying voice, he said...

"You blew up my office?"

Enji flinched away from him, sinking down in his seat, while shooting glares at Toshinori.

Nishi Wisteria: What the hell happened????

Enji Todoroki: I may have randomly fucking combusted...

Yagi Toshinori: wHat tHe Fuck, eNji?

Anakuro Hirooki: There's just a gaping hole where Torino's office was

Anakuro Hirooki: You can even see the teachers from here, look at them and their pissed off faces

"No shit..." Ectoplasm sighed.

Class Arson turned to glare at Nemuri.

Tensei Iida: We might have a slight dilemma...

Tsunagu Hakamata: Uh oh Tensei broke out the big words. Something bad must of happened

Tensei Iida: I can't tell you to fuck off when your right

"True." Iida said. "Tensei never uses big words unless something bads happened."

Tensei clutched his chest in fake insult, causing laughter to break out across the room as he faked a cardiac arrest.

Nemuri Kayama: The fire may have gotten bigger and it may have been our fault...

Nishi Wisteria: I hate to think how it got bigger

Kan Sekijiro: What even happened, the smoke is wafting up to the second floor-

Tensei Iida: **your fault Nemuri. It was ten billion percent your fault

"Of course it was." Ectoplasm sighed.

The Pros laughed sheepishly while Nemuri pouted, crossing her legs and arms.

Nemuri Kayama: Look man. How was I supposed to know throwing napkins at a fire would make it bigger

Yagi Toshinori: Pretty sure we all KNEW THAT?

"NO SHIT!" 2-Gay screamed. The adults laughed at how into the footage the kids were.

Nemuri shrugged. "What can I say, Tensei had the braincell that day."

"Wait you shared a braincell like the Bakusquad does?" Mina asked, stars in her eyes.

"Yup!"

Anakuro Hirooki: Teachers have now spread out and scouting the classrooms and halls. I wonder what the look on Torino's face will be when he sees his no existent office. May god save us all

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Does anyone actually have an escape plan??

Nemuri and Tensei laughed at the looks shot their way.

Mirai Sasaki: I'm already back at the dorms

Enji Todoroki: You motherfucker. You knew this would happen, I can't express how much I want to kick your flat fucking ass. Fuck you

Tensei Iida: Proof the only word in Enji's vocabulary is a variation of the word 'fuck'

"I'm telling Fuyumi." Todoroki said.

Enji froze. "Shoto, Shoto please don't." He said, practically begging.

Todoroki grinned at this. The only person his father was afraid of was Enji's only daughter, Fuyumi.

Shota Aizawa: What the fuck happened? Why did I wake up slung over Hizashi's shoulder? Why do I smell a mixture of smoke anda gas? Fuck you Nemuri

Nemuri huffed. "Of course thats first thing you say when you wake up."

"You literally knocked me out with your quirk." Shota groaned.

Kan Sekijiro: Scroll ⬆️

Tsunagu Hakamata: Man is he in for a surprise

Shota Aizawa: Ok. Ok. Ok.

Nishi Wisteria: Where is everyone? I haven't seen a single person

"Thats right, Nishi didn't even come back till the next morning. She literally slept outside." Keigo said, stroking his chin.

Rumi stared at him. "If your doing that to look cool, its failing miserably."

Keigo pouted as the rest of the class pissed themselves laughing.

Hizashi Yamada: Me and Shota are running across the field to the dorms. We managed to make it out the building before the teachers got in

Shota Aizawa: Now excuse us as we watch movies all night and try to forget about this absolute disaster of a night

"Aristocats?" Hitoshi asked.

"Duh." Shota responded.

Nemuri Kayama: Movies without us?!?!

Hizashi Yamada: You can join us if you make it out

Yagi Toshinori: I am here, running for my life through the corridor to the entrance, still trailing a whole ass radiator behind me

"How'd you get the radiator off?" Midoriya asked.

"Broke my wrist in three places..." Toshinori answered sheepishly.

Everyone just stared at the sextet in disbelief.

Tensei Iida: Me and Muri are in the cafeteria trying not to catch on fire :)

Anakuro Hirooki: I have a fantastic birds eye view of all the shit going down rn. Speaking of, Torino is right behind you, Enji

Enji Todoroki: wHa

"So thats why he wasn't shocked to see me..." Torino trailed off.

"Yeah we had so much fun just watching everyone get caught." Anakuro said, grinning.

Anakuro Hirooki: There he goes ;))

Ryuko Tatsumi: He's being lectured to high hell. This is funny as fuck

Tsunagu Hakamata: I'm hiding in the bathroom stalls. Pretty sure I hear one of Ectoplasm's clones guarding the door. I might die and become a bathroom ghost

"Curse you Hizashi." Enji growled.

"What was that?" Shota asked, spinning round to face Enji, who froze and cowered away. "Thats what I thought." He said, turning back around.

Emi Fukukado: I'm coming to rescue you darling~~

Anakuro Hirooki: Aand she just bumped in Torino

Tsunagu Hakamata: Oh then I'll be in the bathroom stall all night if you need me, have fun everyone :))

Kan Sekijiro: I see some of the teachers investigating the dent Tsunagu made in the wall. What if they think it's a villain attack?!

"Wait..." Ecctoplasm said, as all four teachers turned to look at Class Arson.

'Oh shit...' they thought collectively, while Iida and Hitoshi cackled.

Ryuko Tatsumi: I mean its pretty damn obvious its not villains-

Nemuri Kayama: Oh no they definitely think its a villain attack now

Shota Aizawa: You did something incredibly stupid again didn't you?

"Why was that even a question?" Iida asked.

"Rude." Nemuri pouted.

Nemuri Kayama: Blame it on the fire not me

Yagi Toshinori: YOU CAUSED THE FRICKING FIRE?!

Tensei Iida: Let us explain at least. It was a heat of the moment kind of thing you knowww

"Oh god..." Rumi sighed.

"If I die, Kendo gets my dog." Kan proclaimed.

Nishi Wisteria: Speak

Nemuri Kayama: It all started in the summer of 20xx, it was a warm day the perfect weather-

Tsunagu Hakamata: Oh fuck off

Tensei Iida: Basically we got caught in the kitchen by actual Ectoplasm. We were just chilling so its not like we were being suspicious but then Nemuri fucking burst into tears and said a villain trapped us in here after we came to turn in some work

"You were lying?" Ectoplasm asked in disbelief.

"Heh yeah..." she trailed off.

Anakuro Hirooki: You really are an idiot Kayama-

Hizashi Yamada: It gets worse doesn't it?

Nemuri Kayama: Sensei asked me to describe what the villain looked like and my mind completely fucking blanked

"Wait, which villain did you blame it on?" Sero asked.

Shota rolled his eyes. "What makes you think it was a villain?" He asked.

Everyone froze at this.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: What did you say then??

Nemuri Kayama: The only person I could think of was my uncle. I think I should call him and explain he's an arsonist and a villain now. How far do you reaction he could get before being caught??

"YOU WHAT?!" Ectoplasm, Satoshi, Torino and 2-Gay screeched.

Class Arson just collapsed into their chairs, accepting their fate.

Nezu stirred his tea. "Well it looks like we have an apology to organize."

Tensei Iida: We got sent back to the dorm with 2 weeks of student counselling. Anyway what movie are you watching Zashi?

Hizashi Yamada: Aristocats. We saved some popcorn for you

Hitoshi grinned smugly while 2-Gay stared at him in disbelief.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Just asking but Nemuri what does your uncle look like? Again its a totally innocent question...

Nemuri: You want me to help further incriminate my uncle just so you can leave the bathroom stall?

Tsunagu Hakamata: ...yes?

"And you tell me off for yelling at villains." Bakugou grouched.

Shota glared at Tsunagu. "I hope to gods you haven't been mistreating one of my kids, Hakamata." He growled, causing Tsunagu to hide behind Emi.

Nemuri Kayama: Ah fuck it, he's already knee deep. Basically a male version of me which is weird since he looks nothing like my dad...

Tensei Iida: Not a word from any of you shit heads

Kan Sekijiro: Does family mean nothing to you Kayama??

Nemuri shrugged. "I mean, he wasn't the best uncle. He'd never turn up for birthday's or Christmas, think I've gotten a total of two presents from him, and both of them were before I turned 1."

Yu yanked on her arm, pulling her into a bone crushing hug.

Nemuri Kayama: Meh

Yagi Toshinori: I MADE IT OUT. I'M FREE. FREEEE

Ryuko Tatsumi: Does it count as being free when your handcuffed to a broken radiator??

Yagi Toshinori: I forgot about the fucking radiator. Shit. It looks suspicious doesn't it????

Anakuro Hirooki: doEs iT LoOk sUspiciOus? 🤡🤡

Class Arson burst out laughing, all seriousness forgotten. 2-Gay just stared as their teachers and an assortment of pro hero's cracked the shits.

"Oh go I remember how long that took to get off." Tensei manage to get out between cackles.

Toshinori laughed harder, if that was possible. "It hurt but it was so worth all the butter."

Even Enji was snorting. "I still can't believe you dumped that all in my room." He muttered.

Tsunagu Hakamata: How the fuck do you forget about a whole ass radiator being tied to your wrist??

Yagi Toshinori: Both of you can fuck off. Seriously tho why won't these handcuffs break even though I'm using my STRENGTH quirk. Mildly panicking

"What but how?" Midoriya asked, confusiated.

Emi grinned. "MY CUFFS ARE INVINCIBLE!" She cackled.

Ryuko Tatsumi: They're Emi's joke cuffs

"See? No other explanation needed." Shota deadpanned.

Yagi Toshinori: Yeah they're fucking hilarious. How do I get them off my wrist without the key?? If I get caught Torino will e x e c u t e m e

Nemuri Kayama: Me, Tensei, Shota and Hizashi will meet you in the kitchen. I have an idea ;)

Kan Sekijiro: Never a good thing

"The whole almost the whole sextet congregating in one room? I'm wondering why we didn't run for the hills." Rumi stated.

Anakuro giggled. "C'mon it wasn't that bad. We did manage to prank Enji after that!"

Anakuro Hirooki: I really want to join you but watching everyone creep around is too golden. Sekijiro, I wouldn't turn that corner if I were you

Anakuro Hirooki: Oh too late :))

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Where even are you and Tatsumi?

Ryuko Tatsumi: We sat in a tree so we can see inside and outside. Like how Nezu is continuously counting his fucking tea sets to check if they're all there still

"One of them is still missing..." Nezu said, grating his finger nails against his saucer.

Anakuro froze, scooting away from him.

Tsunagu Hakamata: K i s s i n g ~

Anakuro Hirooki: Would you like another concussion, pretty boy? : )

"NO! NO I WOULD NOT!" Tsunagu shrieked, scooting away from Anakuro.

She snorted, then nudged Rumi. "Hey do you still have that bazooka?"

"Yeah, I'll get it after the videos." Rumi responded, just loud enough for Tsunagu to hear.

Kan Sekijiro: Ah shit, I here heavy angry footsteps behind me. Its Torino isn't it?

Ryuko Tatsumi: Mayhaps ;)

"Meaning yes." Class Arson synced.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Imagine your me. You walk into the dorm after that extremely stressful experience decide you could go for some leftover pizza from the fridge. Make a quick beeline to the kitchen. What happens? You instantly slip on a stick of butter and slide head first into the fridge. "What the actual fuck happened" you ask aloud only to be answered with a cackle. You look up to discover Yagi Toshinori lying on the floor, radiator still attached to his arm, surrounded by every fucking stick of butter we own in the dorm. Not only that but Hizashi Yamada is screaming at Shota Aizawa who is throwing butter in Toshinori's fucking face. You assume the one cackling would be Nemuri alas it was in fact Aizawa. Your eyes trails back to the radiator which is being yanked on by Tensei and Nemuri they look worn out yet the cuffs show no sign of budging. Now your stuck in the kitchen as any hopes of walking away are now drowned in butter. How sad~

2-Gay, Ectoplasm, Torino and Mr Satoshi just sat in complete silence, staring at the screen on shock. The sextet took one look at their faces and burst out laughing.

"That was fun-" Nemuri snorted.

Nishi Wisteria: i don't even want to see that. Hirooki, where's Torino at?

Anakuro Hirooki: Staring at the hole that is his office

Ryuko Tatsumi: This bitch just walked over to Torino and begged for detention. How bad have you trashed the place this time?

The sextet snorted while their classmates groaned.

"THIS IS WHY I MOVED SO FAR AWAY!" Ryuko screeched.

Tensei Iida: Give us a break, its not even that bad Tsunagu

Tsunagu Hakamata: Was it yOu whO goT cOnCuSsEd??

Yagi Toshinori: ITS OFF, BUT I LITERALLY CAN'T FEEL MY WRiSt

Nemuri Kayama: Thats because we had to break it in at least 3 places my guy. Adrenaline is a wonderful thing...

"It really is." Shota said, Emi nodding in agreement.

2-Gay looked at them confused.

Emi sighed. "You do not know how many time we've beat the Yakuza simply because the adrenaline means we couldn't feel our injuries."

(A/N you can pry my Emi and Shota get along and go on patrols together headcannon from my cold dead hands.)

Yagi Toshinori: Yeah but what are the chances of me destroying my wrist when I was supposed to be in the dorm all night?

Tsunagu Hakamata: With the amount of fucking melted butter on the floor I'd say it's extremely fucking likely

Torino glared at them. "Thats not what you told me happened.

"Yeah well the butter got transplanted so..." Nemuri trailed off sheepishly.

"Actually, where did the butter go?" Ectoplasm asked.

"Watch and you'll find out." Anakuro said grinning.

Tensei Iida: Shut the fuck up Tsunagu. Its not even that bad

Tsunagu Hakamata: I LITERALLY CAN'T LEAVE THIS SHITTY KITCHEN. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH BUTTER IN ONE ROOM BEFORE, I'M GOING TO CRY

Yagi Toshinori: I know my wrist is wrecked and thats fine but I have an unexplainable urge to dump all this butter in Enji's room

Cue 21 jaw drops. And one student who started laughing like he'd seen All Might and Sir Nighteye dressed as Sailor Guardians dancing on UA's roof.

"OH YES I'M SO TELLING NATSUO!" Shoto Todoroki cackled, falling out of his chair as he laughed.

Nemuri Kayama: Thats a hell yes from me

Hizashi Yamada: ^

Shota Aizawa: ^

Tensei Iida: Anakuro do you wanna help, this is literally a dream come true. I actually dreamed about this last week

Iida sighed. "Tensei, you do not have prophetic dreams."

"Are you sure about that?"

"YES." Class Arson stated.

Anakuro Hirooki: I'm omw. Don't start scooping without me. Ryuko said she would wait for Tashiro

Ryuko Tatsumi: Tashiro what are you even doing? You're the only one still in there without being caught

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I don't even know myself. I was wondering the halls when I bumped into Principal Nezu and now I'm kinda just helping him count his tea sets for the 14th time. You can leave, Ryuko, I have a feeling I'll be counting all night

"Thank you for helping me with that, Toyomitsu." Nezu said, stirring his tea. "It would have made my day if that tea set was found."

Class Arson shot glares and looks of pity at Anakuro, who was trembling in her seat.

Ryuko Tatsumi: In that case I want to help put butter in Todoroki's room

Nemuri Kayama: So to recap: four of us got caught and punished; six of us got away unscathed; two of us were injured; and 1 of us is doing labor for the Principal. What a wonderful night this has been. Thank you all for participating, this is a yearly thing now no objections. Have a good night

"I- I have no words." Ectoplasm said, head in his hands.

Nemuri grinned. "You haven't seen that last of it!"

2-Gay looked at each then tried to run for the door.

They didn't get far.

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End of Chapter 2! What'd ya think?