~Y/N POV~

Well, it wasn't too long before I knew what was going to happen, happened. Baby and Otis were caught as it was all up to me.

Sebastian had been shot in the shoulder and was deemed helpless. I did help him up after Baby had been captured by this fucker named Aquarius, who happens to be the leader of the Black Satans.

As I looked outside, I saw my brother-in-laws and my fiancée tied up to a well, with their hands behind their back.

I knew I had to do something and while coming up with a plan to get them out of there, I distinctly remembered a boom box with a couple of tapes of songs in one house as I was trying to kill as many Black Satans as I could find.

So, instead of staying where I was, I ran and found the boom box and cassette tapes, which were all in Spanish until I found one in particular that caught my attention:

I knew what it meant, "Enter Sandman", and it was written by Metallica. I thought it was perfect to come out of the building with this song and let Aquarius and his boyfriends know that this party is over.

Aquarius: Y/N! Come out here and face us like a man! We have your girl, your family in fact!

I looked out and one of those fuckers had their gun to Baby's head!

I had no time to think so I decided to go to the bar, through the back mind you, and find a couple bottles of tequila, but I did find a 12 pack of this:

Now that I was set, I got the boom box, put the cassette in, and I was ready to play it.

Aquarius: Come on out! We have to fill these boxes!

Then, this song played through the boom box, that was on the ledge at the highest volume possible...

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I heard that they started getting confused by the sudden song that's playing on the radio.

Aquarius: The fuck is that?

Baby: Yeah, what the fuck is that?

Wolfie: I don't know, but it sounds like something I'd like to listen on the radio.

Otis: Whatever it is, it better be some form of distraction because Y/N's gotta get his ass out here before-

Aquarius: Shut the fuck up! Did I say you can speak?

Once the guitars were revving at the hit of the song, I went out with a lit cigarette in my mouth and my 12 case of beer while I had one open in my hand.

I smirked as Aquarius looked so confused on what I was doing.

I was ready for a fight and this is my new ritual: case of beer in one hand, cigarette in the other with an open can of beer, and this is how I'm gonna show how intimidating I can be.

I took my open can of beer and started hitting myself with it on my forehead until I felt blood.

That is supposed to rile me up and boy is it working?

Once I saw red coming down my face, I drank my beer and started walking towards the guys where he had Otis, Wolfie, and my Baby tied up near a fountain.

I looked in the corner of my eye and I saw Sebastian waiting for me to make a move on them. I subtly winked at him and I kept walking with no intimidation from him.

Then, the song was at the chorus:

Boom Box: Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to Never
Never Land!

I even heard the word "Sandman" before the chorus. I might have to call myself that now since I love putting a bullet in any fucker's head if they cross my family.

When I finally got in front of this guy, I dropped my case of beer, drank the one I had open, where I lifted the can far away from my mouth, and threw the can away with no disregard for anyone's wishes.

I still had some beer left in my mouth, so I spat it out on the guy's suit with a smile on my face and boner in my pants, looking for a fight.

One of his goons were about to shoot me, but the guy held him back and the gun was down.

Aquarius: Look at this? The last member of our funeral party has arrived. You should've stayed in prison. Being a free man has been hazardous to your health.

Y/N: Last time I checked, life's been hazardous to everyone's health.

Aquarius: Yes, but that problem will soon be solved.

Y/N: Let my girl go. She's got nothing to do with this shit.

Baby: Yes I do! I said yes, or did you-

Y/N: Shut the fuck up, Baby! It'll make things worse.

Baby: I don't care! Get these ropes off me and I'll kill every fucker here with my bare hands!

Y/N: Goddammit, I'm trying to save your life, so do me a favor for once and shut up! It's all me.

Aquarius: True. But you, above anyone else, should understand that family is family. So she'll pay for your sins, just as hard as you do.

Y/N: You try anything, I'll fucking kill you.

Aquarius: You're right about that, you might kill me, but since I'm a nice guy, I'm gonna let you pick who dies first.

I looked at Wolfie, Otis, and then Baby, who were just terrified at what could happen to me and I don't blame them.

I then picked...

Y/N: I'll pick the mongoloid.

Giant: You want me?

I looked at the guy in the suit who took out two machetes and I know what he was asking for.

Giant: How about you and me? No guns. Just two machetes.

Aquarius: Makes no difference to me. Drop your weapon. See if you got what it takes to be blondie alive.

Y/N: What do you think, Wolfie? Otis? Baby?

Wolfie: I think we're fucked, man.

Otis: You got this, Y/N. Not the first time you fought without a gun.

Baby: That's true! You did it before and do it again! Fucking kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill them all, Y/N!

Y/N: Oh, I plan to.

Aquarius: What's it gonna be?

Giant: You see, without a gun, he's nothing.

Y/N: You really think that I'm nothing without a gun like this?

Giant: Si!

Y/N: How about this?

I flicked the cigarette out of my mouth, put it out with my foot, took out the gun from my back pocket, threw it on the ground, took off my vest, and threw it to the side, as I smiled with such confidence.

Wolfie howled and I picked up the machete that was thrown to me.

Aquarius: Okay. No fucking rules. Last man alive wins.

Y/N: And that's gonna be me.

Giant: You sure about that?

Y/N: A wise man once said, "To be the man, you gotta beat the man."

Giant: Let's find out if that's true.

When the guy in the black fired a shot, the Giant swung and I managed to evade two attempted swings as I attempted a swing but he blocked, swung and he sliced open my bicep!

It did hurt, but I wasn't fazed. This fucker may have cut me open, but I'm not going down, not while I'm still breathing.

I kept swinging until he walked backwards until he went for a swing and I blocked it, hit the blade and kept swinging, missing him.

He touched my blood off his blade and licked it as he taunted...

Giant: Is that your blood already?

Y/N: Yeah, and yours is gonna spilled next.

Giant: Let's see about that.

I took the blood off my bicep, and painted my face with little lines underneath my eyes as Otis and Wolfie were just cheering me on!

Otis: Oh, yeah! Now's he fighting!

Wolfie: Come on, Y/N! You got this!

The guy swung at me, kicked me down, and looked to hack me up, but I blocked his blade, kicked his leg, and split his bicep open as well.

Baby: Nice one!

Eye for an eye, I guess.

I didn't go after him because the last thing I want to do is swing and he kills me right then and there.

My plan is to stay out of his reach and wait for him to come up so I can strike.

Eventually he did and as he swung, I ducked and sliced his torso open!

Giant: You fucker!

I backed up, taunting him with a smile and he went for another swing, but I sliced his tricep open.

Giant: How are you doing this?!

Y/N: If you don't come up with a game plan, then you're outta luck.

He decided to use his second head and swing for the fences until I sliced his calves, ankles, got him down to one knee, I went behind him, pulled his head up, and put the blade to his throat.

Y/N: I killed enough of you guys. Let my family go.

Aquarius: You probably misheard me, but the last man alive wins.

Y/N: What's the point of killing if we barely know each other? Your brother may have been killed, but while it doesn't change anything, I'm sure he wouldn't want you to take your revenge.

Aquarius: You're lying!

Y/N: Really? What if I told you I want to retire from all this shit? You think I'm gonna kill another just because of some random act of vengeance?

Otis and Wolfie were shocked by what I was doing, but I didn't care. I didn't want want to kill another man.

Y/N: It's simple: his life, for them. Make a decision.

This guy was frozen by what I've done and Baby was smiling at what I was doing. I'm pretty sure I'm showing the human side of me and it may be hypocritical, but this is something that's been bothering me for quite some time.

I've been tired, killing everyone is not something enjoy anymore and it's not something that I see as fun.

Sure, I did have fun killing the Big Boss Man and his friends and family, but in reality it was to take my anger out.

I've hated this for so long that I don't think it's fun to do all this anymore.

I pressed the blade against this Giant's throat as the guy finally said...

Aquarius: Let them go. We have no choice.

The Satans let my family go as I dropped the machete and Baby ran at me and hugged me as she started crying.

Otis: You're a better man than me, brother.

Wolfie: You really wanna retire?

Y/N: From all this. Killing hasn't been fun for me anymore. I just wanna get away from it and just live life with my Baby.

I looked at the guy with the black suit and he nodded.

I nodded again as we looked to walk away, but I felt something off.

One of the Satans, turns out to be the Giant, wielded his gun!

?????: No!

A gunshot was heard and when I looked back, Sebastian sacrificed himself!

Y/N: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Baby, Otis, and Wolfie went off on the Satans as Sebastian was struggling, trying to breathe, but blood was pouring out of his wound!

I saw that Baby and my two brother-in-laws had killed the rest of the Black Satans until they had the Black Suit guy pinned.

Sebastian: Y/N, amigo.

Y/N: Yeah?

Sebastian: You deserve to retire. Live your life. And Baby? She's a keeper.

Y/N: Yeah, but you didn't have to do this.

Sebastian: You never saw me any different, man. I consider you one of us.

Y/N: I appreciate that.

Sebastian: You get married to Baby. Have kids. Name one of them after me, ¿Entender?

Y/N: I just might.

Then, I felt him go limp and he passed on.

It was a fucking shame to see him go like this. I mean, he was the first little person I actually considered bringing him into the Firefly family because of how much he's done for the four of us.

I saw that Baby was about to slit the guy's throat but I stopped her.

Y/N: Hold on a sec. I got a better idea, and Otis, I think you'll love it.

I closed Sebastian's eye, walked over, ripped off the guy's mask and started beating his face and just going off on him.

Then, I threw him into one of the coffins that were specifically designed to put us in.

After that, the guy broke.

Wolfie: I think that was it.

Otis: That was it.

Y/N: Any last words?

Aquarius: Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you! Fuck you!

Otis: It's what they all say.

Y/N: No surprise.

Baby: Adios, motherfucker!

I took the gas can and gestured Otis and Wolfie to hold him as I walked over and started pouring gas down his fucking throat until I started pouring it all over his body.

Then, I took a pack of matches, lit them, and threw them in the coffin as it lit aflame!

This guy was screaming for a few minutes until he didn't and was killed by the flame.

Baby: What do we do with him?

Y/N: We bury him.

Otis: Why the fuck would we do that? He didn't do anything!

Y/N: He sacrificed himself for me. It's only right to give him something in return.

Then, we got to work on burying him.

Otis did the digging, Baby worked on carving the grave, Wolfie and I helped cover this guy with bedsheets as we brought him over to the grave. We put him in the grave, and we buried him with the dirt until he was all covered.

When it was all done, Baby leaned on the grave, gave it a little smooch and we walked away.

Rest in peace Sebastian. Hope to see you again.