~Y/N POV~

Soon after getting the gas, fried chicken, and a map towards Dr. Satan's hanging tree, brought to you by Jerry, we got back on the road as it was pouring like crazy!

I mean, if this is a hurricane, we might as well take fucking shelter!

While on the road after Jerry annoyed the fucking shit out of Captain Spaulding, poor old man, Denise was just complaining about the fact that he wanted a map that lead to Dr. Satan's hanging tree.

Seriously, I guarantee that Mary and her were born to bitch and moan all their lives, just like one of my ex-girlfriends! Yeah, I have a question for Denise and Mary: why weren't you two drowned at birth?!!

Denise: Here's an idea, let's just skip it. It's probably nothing anyway.

Mary: Christ, Jerry, Bill is right, we can't see anything.

I'm about to fucking lose it with these girls.

As we kept driving in the rain, we saw someone under a stoplight on the side of the road.

Well, these four are conflicted about letting this person into our car and how they don't trust it, so this is as real as the time my uncle left for milk and said he'd come back.

When we got closer, it turned out to be a blonde woman, a cute one at that! Sop her up with a biscuit! She was wearing a furry raincoat with a hat as her blonde hair looked done with an hair iron.

As we parked, she and I looked at each other for a what feels like a couple minutes. Whatever happened, I bet she's wondering who I am as I am her.

When she got into the car, I moved in the back with the girls and she sat up front. While we started driving some more, I saw her looking at me with, somewhat, of a flirty smile and rubbed one of her hands across my chin.

Baby: You're cute.

First time I ever heard that from a girl.

After driving some more, we learned her name was Baby. Cute name for a cute girl like her, it fits her too!

Bill: So, uh, where ya headed?

Baby: I was just going home.

Bill: Home, where's that?

Baby: A couple more miles up the road.

Jerry: You live around here?

Baby: Mhmm, yeah.

Jerry: Hey, do you know where this Dr. Satan tree's at?

Y/N: Don't mind him, he's just man child.

Baby: No worries. You know where that's at? It's right by my house. I can show you.

Good fucking going, Jerry. Now I literally wanna kill him.

Jerry: Really? So it is a real thing.

Instead of cursing out loud in front of this girl, I basically flipped him off while mouthing "fuck you" to him.

Bill: So, uh, a tree? Where's it at?

Baby: What tree?

Mary: Okay, this is crazy. She obviously doesn't know anything.

Shut up, Mary.

Baby even laughed at that last little joke. I thought that was adorable.

Baby: Oh, I know, I'll show you where it's at.

(A/N: I can't find the vignettes from the movie on YouTube so I'm gonna be recreating them myself to save time.

Also, I learned that once the filming was done, Rob Zombie actually filmed those vignettes in his basement with a 0.22 mm camera to make it look and sound like it was from the 70s, where the House of 1000 Corpses franchise took place, which would explain some of the stuff in the background being as still as a board while he filmed these people in character.)

~Vignette~

Baby: Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. That's the way.

~End~

After a couple more miles up the road, we heard a loud bang and it felt like our tire blew out!

Bill, Jerry, and I had to see what was wrong and it was blown out.

Jerry: Oh poop.

Bill: Oh, hell.

Y/N: Shit.

Jerry: At least we got that spare.

Y/N: Yeah.

Bill: Jerry, you filled it up like I asked, right?

Jerry: Yeah, yeah.

Then, he said something that made me lose it.

Jerry: Okay, what if I forgot to put it back in the trunk? What would plan B entail?

What did he just say?

Bill: Jesus Christ, Jerry!

Jerry: Technically I did what you said!

Y/N: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

I swung and I clocked his fucking jaw and and I was beating his face in as I just couldn't take it anymore.

Jerry, this motherfucker, basically sunk the whole fucking world. I was hoping for a nice road-trip, but because of his selfish and stupid decisions, he ruined it! I mean, this fucker was begging to be made an example of!

In the rain, I was on top of him, punching his stupid fucking mug and until blood started pouring out of his nose as it was broken all to hell! I then yelled in his fucking face...

Y/N: I OUGHTA LEAVE YOU OUT IN THIS STORM TO DIE!

I got off of him and kicked his face until Bill held me back.

Bill: Christ, Y/N.

Y/N: Oh, fuck you too! I wish you had any balls to do what I just fucking did but you never had any! I was hoping to have friends who were great people, but both of you are assholes! You and your girls are just little bitches who bitch and moan about almost every little fucking thing and I'm sick of it! So instead of going to that woman's house to let her off, I'm getting the fuck out of here, you four are on your own!

I didn't care if the rain was going to kill me so I started walking away from the car. I don't regret what I just did, Jerry and the others deserved every bit of this.

?????: Y/N, right?

I looked back and I saw Baby under her umbrella and she was concerned about me.

Y/N: Just go to your house! I'm done with people!

I started walking away with such anger I don't want anything to do with people anymore.

Baby: Y/N.

Y/N: I gotta look after my own interests!

Baby: Y/N.

Y/N: If I can't have anyone who cares about me, then I might as well-

Baby: Y/N YOU LISTEN TO ME!

That scared me as I had to listen.

Baby: Why are you so angry?

Y/N: The answer is with those four. I'm tired of feeling alone.

Baby: I'm not gonna let you walk off in this rain.

Y/N: Why? I'm dead anyway, rightfully so.

Baby: When we get to my house, you and I can hash it out over hot chocolate, okay? Just do it for me.

I had to make sure I take up on that offer. I don't want to stay out here in the rain.

Y/N: Only for hot chocolate?

Baby: Only for hot chocolate.

Y/N: I'll do it, but on one condition: those four stay in the rain.

Baby: Exactly the idea. You and I can walk over and we ask my brother for his tow truck while you and I have some of that. How's that sound?

Y/N: Sounds good.

We both left as I ran with her to the house to find Baby's brother. I start feeling comfortable around her for some reason. I don't know what it is.

I feel like she understands me more than anyone. Well, only time will tell.