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𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

Hey.

✧ Real Life ✧

It's one word. Three letters. One period. Not a big deal. So why have I been staring at it for hours. I've typed at least a thousand replies. I've sent nothing. He must be able to see i've read the text. I was up all night thinking of a suitable reply. 'Hi' is too friendly. 'Hello' is too formal. 'Hey' looks like i'm copying him. 

"Are you still looking at that text?" Inez says sighing dramatically. "Yes. And it's perfectly rational. I can't be too nice because I have a bitchy song about how awful he is scheduled to release tomorrow. But I can't be mean either because.." I trail off, a mouth full of toothpaste waiting to be spat out. 

"Because what." Inez tilts her head at me through the mirror. I continue brushing my teeth and walk out the bathroom. "Because you want to get back with him." She finishes for me.

"No!" I yelp defensively. "Look it's not necessarily a bad thing. You're both a little older... he's clearly a lot more mature looking." She raises her eyebrows suggestively. 

"Nez, you're my best friend. You're supposed to tell me i'm stupid and flush my phone down the toilet." I groan as I head back into the bathroom and spit, she follows me and leans on the bathroom doorframe watching me.

"You want me to do that?" She raises a brow. "No.." I reply, rinsing my tooth brush and drying my mouth. I get the floss out the cabinet and start flossing between my teeth. 

"Because you're going to do it no matter what I say." She determines. "Stop trying to read my mind. Thats not what i'm saying." I shrug defensively.

"But it is Lizzie. You want him to come over and shove his huge Hawthorne dick in your mouth-" Inez teases before I cut her off with a punch to the shoulder. "That's disgusting. You are a disgusting person." I sneer.

"Oh please i'm just saying what you're thinking." She shrugs nonchalantly. I start using mouthwash and continue typing potential responses.

"What about hi, full stop. It's brief but friendly. And overall quite effective. Right?" I suggest after spitting the mouthwash.

Inez reads over my phone and then reaches a hand out before I can stop her and hits send. "Hey!" I call out. "You'll thank me for that someday." She winks and starts getting ready.

I roll my eyes and place the phone on my nightstand. I get dressed and do my hair. I put minimal makeup on with lipgloss.

I hear a ping from my phone and ignore it, assuming it's one of the many messages from my manager telling us to hurry the fuck up. I ignore another one. Inez and I head out. 

In the car on the way there I finally check my phone and notice one of the two notifications was Jameson following me. He didn't text back, I can imagine he's stumped for what to say just as I was. 

We do some final last minute shots for my music video coming out tomorrow. I was very happy to be told by my manager that Inez could be in my music video. The plot of the music video is basically the song. It's called I bet you think about me. I had to kiss this guy I don't even know and Inez is about to kiss the same guy on today's shoot.

Once we've shot everything we go out for lunch together. 

"So what if he asks you on a date. What do you say?" My friend asks me as we eat. "I'll cross that bridge when we come to it." I dismiss. 

"When?" She quotes teasingly.

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𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨   3am and I'm still awake... tune in tonight at 3am CST..

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𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞    OMG ARE WE GETTING A COLLAB WITH INEZ

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   can she even sing??

 ➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   I'm sure she'd be better than Elizabeth Florence without trying.

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   WE'RE IGNORING THE FACT SHE'S WEARING A FUCKING WEDDING DRESS??

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   Slut?

𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐬𝐬   3AM GUYS!!

➥ 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨   3AM!!

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   New album drop?

➥ 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨   you wish

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   DID SHE GET MARRIED?? I THINK I MISSED A CHAPTER..

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   New breakup album when she breaks up with this guy??

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   Pretty sure he's an actor, looks like a music video.

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   Inez is literally so gorgeous in that third photo

➥ 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨   fr, my wife always looks gorg

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   The bromance is real

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   NEW SONG??

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   AND A MUSIC VIDEO??

✧ Real Life ✧

The post went viral. Millions of people were waiting until midnight to see what happened. It's 2:58am and i'm pacing my room, a call from my manager pending and ringing through the whole hotel room.

"It's 59." Inez informs me with a hitched breath. She's been saying this every minute for the past twenty minutes. 

"Oh fuck." I cry out as I jump onto my bed. I take my phone and put my manager on speaker.

"20 seconds." My manager reminds me. Inez reaches for my hand and takes it with a smile. 

It's up. The videos up. We both watch it together. We watch the once white wedding theme with me wearing red. It gets to the part where I flip the guy playing the groom off and we both laugh.

Inez is playing the bride whilst the groom is played by some actor, I play the lead. All my siblings make cameos as wedding guests. 

We watch as I slow dance with the groom then walk away and make everything turn bright red. I feel so proud of this music video and song. 

The music video comes to an end and the internet starts blowing up. I hear my phone buzz and immediately check it. It's Jameson Hawthorne, and I can't help but ignore all the other comments and texts coming through so I can text him.

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𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

Oh my god, she's insane. She wrote a song about me.

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

Huh?? I don't know what you could possibly mean..

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

Really?? My organic shoes?? What does that even mean.

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

To be fair the original lyrics were mostly explicits so my manager changed them

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

What were the lyrics?

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

Something about your stupid voice and dick for a face?

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

Interesting literary technique

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

But in all seriousness I wrote all my songs about you when I was pissed

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

It's fine

If I could write as good as you I would've said the same shit

It's been a while since I have even heard from you, i'm just glad you've unblocked me

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

Sorry I blocked you and every single member of your family.

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

Sorry for leaving you drunk voicemails

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

What you doing?

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

Texting you

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

Smooth. 

What you actually doing?

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

Nothing

I stayed up to listen to your song but I have nothing to do except text you

What are you doing?

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

Ignoring my managers obsessive calls so I can text you

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

So you aren't busy?

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

Depends

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

You still remember my address right?

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

I hear its not your house anymore

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞

Oh so you're keeping tabs on me huh?

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨

Do you want me to come over or what..

I'll be there in twenty minutes.

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"Inez? Inez? Inez?" I yell, getting louder each time. In response I throw my phone at her, pacing the room running my hand through my hair. 

"Holy shit." She laughs at my phone with amusement.

"What do I do?" I ask her. "Change your underwear." She shrugs with a smirk. "Why?" I ask confused. "Cause you're getting fucked." She gets to her feet and starts digging through my bags. 

"What if that's not what he wants. He might just be being friendly?" I suggest. "Trust me Lizzie." Inez assures me, throwing some bright red underwear at me. 

I start getting changed as she picks me out a new outfit. Shes emptied my whole suitcase out onto the floor. I run into the bathroom in the underwear to brush my teeth and quickly clean myself off. 

She throws me a shirt the second I get out. "Makeup, fuck I need makeup." I stress, throwing the white over my head. I head into the bathroom and do some makeup. I apply some red lipstick then attempt to fix my hair. 

Inez gives me a pair of tights and a sparkly silver skirt. Finally she gives me a cropped lilac fluffy jumper. I put on my converse and grab my phone. 

"Holy shit am I actually doing this.." I whisper to myself in disbelief. "Make sure he wears a condom, i'm too young to be an Auntie." Inez hollers as I walk out the door.

I get in the first uber I can get but when we get stuck in traffic I call it quits and leave the uber in the middle of the road, running in the direction of Hawthorne House. It starts raining until i'm fully soaked. 

But I keep running. I make it outside the gates in no time, flustered as I try to bargain with the security. 

"I'm here to see Jameson." I tell them. They walkie talkie and start saying some sort of code. I hear a familiar voice radio back asking what the severity of the situation is. It's John Oren.

When they hit the speak button I take my chance, "Oren is that you? It's Elizabeth." I ramble, rain dripping off my nose and onto my pursed lips.

"Open the gates." Oren replies without hesitation, clearly recognising my voice. The men sceptically let me through the gates and I start running to the House. 

Oren is already waiting by the door when I get there. His arms folded and a stern expression.

"Sorry. I know it's late." I apologise as he shuts the door behind me. 

"Is everything okay? What's wrong with you?" Oren asks immediately as if the only reason I could be here is because I'm in trouble.

I insecurely wrap my arms around myself. "I'm actually here because Jameson invited me." I mutter.

He is stunned for a moment. "What a gentleman coming downstairs to greet you." Oren rolls his eyes. I laugh at this, "Well I didn't see anything." He winks and lets me go on. 

I run up a few sets of stairs. Down some corridors. Up some more stairs. Until I find the door I know all too well.

I knock gently on the door and wait. As I wait I tear off the jumper I was once wearing.

He opens the door.

Jameson Hawthorne is a little taller than the last time I saw him. He's grown some muscle too. And his hair is just a little longer and messier. But he still wears that same smirk as always.

"Hey." I whisper.

"You're wet." He comments, looking at me and assessing my entire boy up and down just how I had done to him. 

"It's raining." I remind him. 

"I didn't realize. I would've picked you up." He says.

"I heard that you've been out and about with some other girl." I fold my arms, if it's true that he's with that Avery girl then I'm not letting this happen. "Some other girl?" He practically laughs in my face, so the second he confirms for me that he is not in fact with someone I allow my emotions to take over.

I almost reply but instead I can't help myself and pounce into him, connecting our lips. He reacts immediately by mixing our lips together in a perfect symphony of passion. 

I wrap my arms behind his neck, he's quick to lift me up by the thighs and kick the door shut. 

My hands cling to his hair and pull, making him sigh softly into my lips.

The kiss is hungry and desperate. We both want this just as much as each other, the tension in the air is thick.

He drops me onto his bed. The lights are off, he's taking off his coat. He then pulls his shirt off and unzips his jeans. He kneels above me and kisses down my neck. His lips trail over my collarbones leaving hickeys and making me produce quiet moans.

"This okay?" He asks and I immediately nod. He rips my vest off and throws it to the ground. His lips immediately attack my ribs and right on top of my breasts where my bra doesn't cover.

He rolls my skirt off followed by my tights. Next he kisses my thighs and bites down gently. I let out a whimper and see him grin up at me like a devil. I remember he used to always bite me gently in different places and I would always whimper. He remembered.

He slips his hand behind me and unclips my bra, letting it slide off. He throws it to the ground carelessly.

For a minute he hovers above me and scans my whole body, indulging in the sight of my tits once again. Then he lowers his head and starts leaving hickeys all over my breasts, his tongue caressing my nipples.

He nibbles down on them causing yet another array of whimpers. My hands in his hair tug tighter when he kisses slowly down my stomach until he reaches above my underwear.

I suck in my stomach nervously and I know he felt it beneath his lips.

He rolls my underwear off and drops them yet again to his bedroom floor.

He breathes his warm breath over me and I feel everything down there churn and chills spread across my skin.

His warm breath over my folds feels like torture, I seethe in anger at his lack of connection. "You okay there Betty?" He asks me gently, his voice so close it's vibrating inside me. "Never better." I murmur, readjusting my whole body to find a position where his teasing can't torture me any longer. 

He uses his hand to gently brush his thumb over my folds, his hand slides up my sweating body and massages my breast. "Please.." I beg softly. "What do you want baby?" Jameson asks me lowly, his lips pressing down softly against my upper thighs, so fucking close if he would stop being such a bitch.

"I want you to do the only thing those lips know how to do and eat me the fuck out or i'm leaving." I snap, my voice shaking with anticipation of his tongue inside me.

"Charming." He chuckles, the low laugh pulsated through my whole body and makes me sigh softly.

His lips finally press down over my folds, but it's not enough. "You can get all you want baby if you just ask nicely." Jameson smirks. He's made no move to do anything more and I know he's trying to tease me. "Please." I beg in a whine of weakness.

"Anything for you." He says one last time before going all out. 

Jameson pulls my legs far apart suddenly and slides his tongue inside of me. I feel every part of my body numb with pleasure.

I'm gripping his bed sheets and moaning shamelessly loud. His two hands are positioned firmly on my hips holding me still. I feel euphoric when his tongue finds my clit and starts playing with it. My head rolls back, I bite down hard on my lip to hold in my release.

His two fingers slide in now too, everything feels too good to be true. How did I manage to get Jameson Hawthorne to eat me out half an hour after releasing a song about how much of a dick he is. 

"Fuck Ja- I'm... Fuck me! I'm gonna come." I cry out, my heart beat pounding up against my chest. Not even seconds later I explode and come in his mouth, he kneels above me and smirks as my fluids drip down his chin.

I pant like a helpless puppy on his bed, collapsed and unable to even close my legs no matter how much they ache. Jameson is in a press-up right above me, bringing his lips onto my forehead. I wipe my own cum from my head after his gentle kiss.

"You okay?" He asks me as he separates our steamy bodies and lays beside me. "Mhm." Is all I can muster. I suddenly feel very conscious of the fact I am very naked in my ex's bed with my legs still fully spread and my bodily fluids dripping down my thighs and my ex's chin.

I quickly close my legs and pull my legs into my nude body to cover myself.

"You wanna shower?" He offers and I'm rapid to nod. Just as i'm about to stand up and walk out he lifts me over his shoulder and starts walking into the bathroom with me. "Put me down!" I demand trying to suppress the laughter. 

He opens his on-suite door and places me in the huge shower. I shake my head with a small smile. I turn the water on and let it hit my body, he starts brushing his teeth as I shower. This is nice. I could get used to something like this.

"So you got any more songs about how awful I am coming any time soon?" Jameson says sharply. I feel my face drop a little, guilt flushing my cheeks a bright red color. 

I sigh, "Look I know hooking up with you tonight was a mistake. I'm still mad at you for everything, and I know you're still mad at me. But I wrote all those songs when I was vulnerable and petty. I seriously wasn't expecting anyone to hear them." I ramble frantically, pushing the glass shower door open and making eye contact with him.

Slowly the mischievous crooked smirk disappears from his face, "Tonight was a mistake?" He asks, breaking our eye contact and going back to brushing his teeth in silence.

He doesn't say anything else as he gets me a towel and one of his shirts to wear. It's quite baggy on me but it's comfortable and smells like him. 

I slip into his bed beside him. Both of us lay at opposite sides of the bed, silence as we wait to fall asleep.

When I hear his soft snores and know he's asleep I sneak out of the house.

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𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒. 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝟔𝐚𝐦. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬? 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓.

The newly popular singer (17) started her career not longer than a year ago and her music is slowly becoming more and more popular and influential towards our nations youth. 

Elizabeth Florence was spotted at 6am today leaving The Hawthorne House in the rain, she ignored paparazzi asking questions and headed straight into an uber without even a glance. 

Could this be a hint towards a potential relationship between the pop artist and one of billionaire Tobias Hawthorne's four Grandsons. Or perhaps the sighting is the start of a friendship? Maybe the teenager was celebrating the release of her new music video with close friends?

Well, safe to say as soon as five minutes after the sighting, fans went wild with speculations, some say it's a new relationship for the notoriously known 'slutty' singer. 

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𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨   @𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞 and I were friends in high school. I'm not a slut guys, just catching up with friends 

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𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   the hate Mother gets is unreal

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   Mommy 🙏

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   WHY DO I KIND OF SHIP IT??

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   I CAN SEE IT

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   JAMIEBETH ITS GIVING PERCABETH

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   THEY WOULD LITERALLY BE SO HOT TOGETHER

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   DREAM THREESOME

𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐬𝐬   trying to steal my gf Hawthorne?

➥ 𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞   wouldn't dream of it

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   We just gonna brush past that masterpiece of a song she just gave us

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   WE ARE BEING FED.

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   you look so young in that pic

➥ 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨   it's from two years ago

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   Fucking slut.

➥ 𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞   only for me

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   OHHHH???

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   UM REWIND PLEASE JAMESON??

➥ 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨   Jameson, people can see these comments. And they do not realize you're joking.

➥ 𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞   sorry guys, i'm joking.

➥ 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨   good boy.

➥ 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞   'good boy' MY PUSSY IS THROBBING YOU'RE BOTH SO HOT!

➥ 𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞   what a bizarre thing to say.

➥ 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐥𝐨   meh, you get used to it

✧ Real Life ✧

The minute I get back to my hotel room Inez bounds towards me. "How was it? Is his sex better or worse? Is his dick longer?" She asks me suggestively with a buzzing smirk.

"We didn't have sex." I dismiss as I pull my jumper over my head. 

She frowns in disappointment, "You didn't even have sex? What did you do for an hour then?" Inez asks me desperately.

"We kissed a little then he went down on me.." I shrug innocently, unable to suppress the grin creeping up on my face.

The next thing I hear is an actual genuine scream of joy and laughter. "Thats better than sex! Guys usually only like getting themselves off but he wanted to eat you out over pleasuring himself?" She cheers in pure excitement.

"My legs are still shaking." I joke, taking a seat on the edge of the double bed.

"Oh my god. Imagine him seeing you for the first time and all he could imagine was seeing how you look from between your legs." She squeals. 

"You probably looked so hot, all sweaty under the dim lights, panting with your legs spread. He definitely wanted you to suck him off." Inez squeals.

"He didn't want me to." I assure her. "Guys always want that." She promises me.

I start to panic a little. "You really think so?" I ask her. "Listen he let you stay the night so clearly he isn't mad, in fact he's nowhere near it. I'd say he is glad you didn't because he wouldn't have been able to contain himself and would've came in like three seconds." She blurts assuringly.

My best friend often says the most outrageously inappropriate things without even realising, not that it makes me uncomfortable in any way because I love her honesty but sometimes she has to hold her tongue to others. 

"Yeah, about that.. I might have pissed him off." I furrow my brows. "What! How?" Inez gapes dramatically. "I said it was a mistake and that we both still hated each other." I admit.

"Bitch! Now why would you say something like that?" She yells. "I dunno. I panicked. And I am still mad at him. Really mad. But he was clearly over it and I just made him mad all over again." I sigh.

"You know what. I bet it's fine." I tell myself more than her. "Sure it is. He'll probably text you, saying something friendly sounding and he'll keep texting you and you won't realize he's still pissed until you see him in person." She explains to me.

Great. So now I don't know what to believe if he texts me again.