Chapter 7

A/N: Before I start this chapter, when I'm finished I'm putting this story on a 1 week hiatus, mainly cause I'm working on a new story that is with conjunction to this story, basically all my stories all fall into the same canon. Okay time to find out the gender of the baby.

Dipper woke up in his bed to find that Pacifica was not there.

"Must of went to the doctors without me," said Dipper.

He shrugs and tries to fall back to sleep when a loud sound came from Mabel's room.

Dipper gets out of his bed to walk over to Mabel's room and starts to bang on her door.

She opens her door to reveal her playing 'Birthday' by Selena Gomez on full blast. (Song in video above.)

"Mabel your playing that song at frequencies only dogs should hear, I think China 5 minutes from calling to complain," said Dipper.

"LIGHTEN UP DIPPINGSAUCE ITS OUR 17TH BIRTHDAY," said Mabel.

"That still no excuse to blast music so loud you can hear it from space," said Dipper.

Mabel pauses her music.

"Sorry I'm excited, besides I'm preparing you for when that baby comes out of Pacifica," said Mabel.

"Yeah I know babies are loud, but they don't cry so loud that people on Pluto can hear it," said Dipper.

"Whatever," said Mabel.

A few hours later a small party was going on a the pines residences. The people who came to the party was Wendy, Candy, Grenda, Soos, Melody, Soos Jr, Tambry, Robbie, Suzy (Tambry and Robbie's baby girl), and to a surprise to some people, Grunkle Stan and Great Uncle Ford.

Pacifica then comes walking in carrying in a big box covered in wrapping paper then places it on the gift table.

"Hey there Blondie," said Grunkle Stan.

"Hey Stan, how have you and Ford been since i saw you two last time," said Pacifica.

"It's been fine although Ford was drunk off of scotch he almost made out with a seal of the coast of Ireland," said Stan.

"For the last time I thought it was a selkie," said Ford.

"You keep saying that sixer," said Stan, "Say Pacifica did you get fat?"

Pacifica then slaps Stan in the face.

Dipper then walks up to them.

"What just happened?" Dipper asked.

"He called me fat," said Pacifica.

"Ugh, Grunkle Stan,  haven't you seen my emails, Pacifica is pregnant," said Dipper.

"Woah sorry I didn't know, last I check I can't get internet in the middle of the Atlantic ocean," said Stan, "By the way I didn't know you had it in you kid, getting your girl pregnant. You know they have this new invention called condoms."

"I know but we went to a party and things got a little to crazy," said Dipper.

"Hey I get it, I lived through the 60's and trust me that was the weirdest time to be alive," said Stan.

A few minutes later Pacifica was talking to Melody and Tambry about having children.

"Hey Tambry how's little Suzy coming along?" Pacifica asked.

"She is going great, she can be a little fussy at times but that is when she is hungry," said Tambry while feeding her 8 month old daughter, "Though she likes to annoy Robbie by waking him up at 4 am."

"Hey better than Soos Jr, he literally poops himself 5 times a day," said Melody, "and the only way I can get him to wear pants is by either bribing him with a dinosaur cookie or let him wear his pjs all day. But hey at least he is wearing pants."

Just then Soos Jr walks up to Melody tugging at her pant leg.

"Momma," said Soos Jr.

"What is it little guy?" Melody asked.

"I made a poopy in diapee," said Soos Jr.

"You see what I mean," said Melody, "Alright time for a change."

"I got it from here Melody," said Soos, "I just need the diaper bag."

Soos then kids his kid to the bathroom.

"Have you thought about potty training Soos Jr yet?" Tambry asked.

"We're trying to hold off on that for a while," said Melody, "Every time we mention that idea he starts to scream and running in fear."

"Really glad I'm far away from that nightmare," said Pacifica.

The 3 girls laugh.

A few hours later Dipper and Mabel starts to open their presents.

As they were finishing up Pacifica gives Dipper one last present.

"What is this?" Dipper asked.

"Open it to find out," said Pacifica.

Dipper rips off the wrapping paper to reveal his present.

"Woah its the new Ybox One*, I thought your parents cancelled your credit cards," said Dipper.

"All but one, but there is more," said Pacifica.

Pacifica then hands Dipper a envelope, he then opens it to reveal a card that says "Baby's First Picture." He opens the card to show a picture of an ultrasound fetus.

"Look on the back of the picture," said Pacifica,  "It has the baby's gender."

Dipper turns the photo around to read what it says.

"Well what is it Bro Bro?" Mabel asked.

Dipper breathes in and out for a second and smiles.

"It's a boy!" said Dipper.

Everyone cheers.

"Way to go Dipper," said Wendy.

"Welcome to fatherhood dude," said Soos.

"Congratulations dork, you wasted your life," said Robbie.

Grenda then punched him in the crotch.

"Shut up," said Grenda.

"I'm with Grenda on this one," said Candy.

Candy then proceeds to kick Robbie in the crotch.

"Looks like Suzy is going to be an only child," said Robbie. (Sorry I couldn't resist😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅)

After a couple of hours everyone leaves.

Dipper and Pacifica walk up stairs to their room.

"So we're having a boy huh?" said Dipper.

"Yeah looks likes we got to choose one of the six boys names now," said Pacifica.

"Look like we are down to either Brandon, Logan, Tyrone, Adam, Jason, or Alex," said Dipper.

"I don't know which one we'll choose, but we got less than 6 months to worry," said Pacifica.

"Okay I'm tired," said Dipper, "Goodnight Pacifica."

"Goodnight Dipper," said Pacifica.

Dipper and Pacifica put their hand on her pregnant belly.

"Goodnight Baby Boy," they said in unison.

A/N: Okay, I'm putting on a week hiatus to work on my new story, I recommend you check the first chapter of it now, it's entitled "I'm in love with a Popstar?" it is a Mabel centric story, it is sort of a prequel to this story, go check it out. Also I'm doing a vote where you guys decide what the baby's name is, just post what you think it should be it in the comments. ✌

Shout out to @Starfox098 hope you're enjoying this story so far.

Ybox One is my parody of the Xbox One gaming system.

Random Character Quote: Naw, but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker?- Grunkle Stan. (Season 1 Episode 2 The Legend of the Gobblewonker)

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