Namjoon was up earlier than usual. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!

Namjoon danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening.

Oh, how excited Namjoon was! Today, he would finally be married to Yoongi! (A/N Oh yeah, Namjoon is they. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)

Of course for this day, Namjoon had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except cuz she's a bitch).

Yoongi himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and exercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.

Namjoon was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror There had been a mixup at the dresser but Yoongi thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.

But of course, most importantly of all: Namjoon couldn't wait until the actual night. See. Namjoon had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. Namjoon felt there had to be at least one thing Yoongi should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited Namjoon was to finally share that final bit with Yoongi!

The day was coming along nicely. Namjoon received lots of compliments for his dress. Yoongi looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles were nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, Namjoon loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long.

And those hands, Namjoon looked at it. Absentmindedly someone else was talking to Namjoon while he did so. Yoongi's hands were so full of power. The way he grabbed Namjoon's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held Namjoon's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on Namjoon's chest.

There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as Namjoon and Yoongi. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And flower petals and rice were raining down on them and songs were being sang in their names.

Or so it should be. Because when Namjoon stood there at the altar about to give his word to Yoongi. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!

And from the smoke arose no one else but!

"Stop! You are making a mistake!" said. "I should be with Yoongi!!"

~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry, ClarisaTheBeautiful, I know I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! haha haha! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie!

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Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Namjoon met with Yoongi in a nearby farmhouse

They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.

A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.

They often did some talking, some, maybe a few board games.

They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were sharing secrets with each other. Telling each other things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Yoongis gherkins!"

"oh, Namjoon! That's positively evil! and I should know!"

They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Yoongi blackmailed an Economist. Or the time Namjoon fooled a Baker into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.

It was making them closer.

Closer than Namjoon had ever thought possible.

As Namjoon was telling another story, He thought He saw Yoongi examining Him. Looking with..was that longing?

nah...couldn't be.

The moment was over and they departed each other's company.

Namjoon felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.

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The woman stood atop the rubble from everywhere Minions came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and, who had been the priest, too!).

"I knew something was up," said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this."

She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at Namjoon.

Namjoon opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation.

laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to and I defeated her and took her invitation.

Namjoon knew that could be powerful. Oh yeah, before turned out to be such a colossal biatch, they had been fighting together. But Namjoon didn't know that could have been defeated ...as long as she had enough motivation!

HAHAHA HAHAHA, laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!

The thugs took them and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with Yoongi.

walked over to Yoongi and took his hand. "Now, wed me! Otherwise, I will kill all you love! And if you, Namjoon try to stop me....I will resurrect!"

Namjoon felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! Namjoon thought. Give up the love of Namjoon's life or save the world. It was almost as if fate or God set everything in motion to torture Namjoon!

But long Namjoon didn't have to be in agony. Because Namjoon had a plan!

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Namjoon at that moment felt in his pocket. That strange there was a note.

It said He should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset...and he should bring Namjoon Jr.

Namjoon kept this secret as it was just for Him.

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"Why are you looking at me like that? It's almost like you want me badly. Ha Ha!" Namjoon chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Namjoon, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you and hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.

...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behaviour," Namjoon whispered, His bottom lip trembling while His limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Yoongi stroked His hand up Namjoon's hip and pulled His shirt from his trousers. Namjoon's eyes fluttered shut when He felt Yoongi's fingers touch the skin of His lower back. But He forced them open again and stared into Yoongi's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." Namjoon knew He should. This was Yoongi. Yoongi! Could He dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Namjoon nearly as much.

"Stop me," Yoongi said and made it sound like a dare.

Namjoon was all set to glare at Yoongi, but it faded away when He got his first real look at Yoongi. I mean sure, Namjoon had seen Yoongi before, but not seen them. Not with these new eyes that Namjoon now had. His eyes had been opened.

Yoongi's manly chest.

His pretty neck.

His uncontrollable eyebrows.

His....Ferret.

Namjoon's mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.

Other parts of Him might have been wet too.

It dripped on Yoongi.

Yoongi didn't seem to mind Namjoon's fluids though. Any kinda fluid dropping on Him was fine it seemed. "ew" He said but halfway it turned to an "Owwwwwww".

"owwwwwww"!

It was an "owwwwwww" of pleasure.

It was the first of many sounds to come

Yoongi opened his mouth wider for stuff to drip into.

They kissed each other softly. Namjoon whispers sweet nothings into Yoongi's ear.

Yoongi and Namjoon's bodies are entangled becoming one ball of body parts.

It felt like there was Vaginas everywhere...even when there wasn't!

They then practised lots and lots of sex

Once they had finished practising, they were experts!

After they had finished - with big grins on their faces and embarrassment, they decided to go home and never speak of this again

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~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took so long. I had to find some inspiration because now, it fic did end in a difficult cliffhanger! But after binge-watching some Netflix, I think I got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~

"Urgh," Namjoon said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."

"What?!" said in utter disbelief.

"Yeah, I was just so angry with you over, know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Yoongi just to make you jealous."

And then, Namjoon thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better.

"Because really, said Namjoon, I love you."

stood there baffled. All the loyal followers looked at her unsure what to do now.

"Y... you mean that?" said.

"Of course not!" said Yoongi and in that unguarded moment he was knocked unconscious.

"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" Yoongi yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards.

All the other guests laughed as well.

As did Namjoon.

And afterwards, when the police came and arrested, the wedding continued.

And as Namjoon predicted. In the evening, finally, he could show off his kink. And then it turned out that Yoongi too had a secret, he whispered to Namjoon, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, Namjoon thought and it became a nice night.

Although, deeply, somewhere... Namjoon felt a little doubt over his proclamation of love. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than an elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Yoongi was Namjoon's life partner now. Although... maybe... when finally came free, Namjoon might be able to convince Yoongi to explore more kinks with the both of them...

The end

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