On the Ninth day of Christmas hetalia gave to me

Enzu: nine talking puffins
(enzu: dear god no...)

Kimly: eight china towns

Riea: seven tiny gilbirds

Enzu: six weird mochis

Kimly: FIVE GERITA DOUJINSHI,S
(duh dum, dum dum)

Riea: four of Spain's Tomatoes

Enzu: a drunk bad touch trio

Kimly: the Italy brothers running

All: and the axis and allies getting along