Prompt: My sheer originality. Enjoy!

Text Message: Hey, man! Heard you were at Craig's party. How you holding up there? On my way.

Text Message: Man, this traffic is HEAVY.

Music: Duran Duran, "Rio"

Text Message: Jammin in here with Cassie! Don't worry, not stealing your girl.

Text Message: Maybe...

Text Message: Just kidding, man.

Text Message: Text back, will you?

Text Message Received: When are you showing up? It's getting late.

Text Message: Late? It's 10:00!

Text Message: Cassie says you're a wimp.

Music: Duran Duran, "Notorious"

App: FaceTime, call failed to send

Text Message: Don't want to show your ugly mug? Jk

Text Message: Almost there...

App: Maps

Music: Kansas, "Point of Know Return"

App: Maps

App: Maps

App: Maps

Text Message: Okay, so we're not here yet. We're an hour away. I was driving to Reno.

Text Message: Cassie hit me. You should ditch her.

Text Message: She read my text and hit me again.

Text Message Received: She has good taste.

Text Message: Ooh, it burns! Since when were you a sassmaster?

Text Message Received: Since you could comprehend sarcasm.

Text Message: I told Cassie she's better off without you.

Text Message Received: What did she say?

Music: U2, "Walk On"

Text Message: She said she'll come running into my arms when she dumps you.

Text Message Received: What? >:(

Text Message: Jk

Text Message Received: Hurry up, will you? It's insufferable here.

App: Spotify

Music: The Cars, "Good Times Roll"

Siri: 'How long will it take to get to the stupid party?'

Siri: 'I don't know what you mean by 'how long will it take to grate the stupid parakeet.' Would you like me to search the web?'

Text Message: Having fun with the party crowd?

Text Message Received: Hardly. I doubt any of them know the laws of thermodynamics.

Text Message: Dude, even I don't know the laws of thermodynamics.

App: Maps

App: Photos

Text Message: I showed Cassie the picture of you at the freshmen sign-up at high school. You officially don't have a girlfriend anymore.

Text Message Received: I am going to kill you!!!

Text Message Received: If you show her DC you will be dead tonight.

Text Message Received: Do you hear me? Dead!!!

App: Photos

Messages: Message sent to 'Cassie Drew's girlfriend LOL'

App: Photos

Text Message: Too late.

Text Message Received: You are dead.

Text Message: I know, I know.

App: Maps

App: Maps

Music: The Police, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"

Text Message: Hittin on yo girl lol

Text Message Received: Please speak coherent English

Text Message: Never! Bwahahaha

App: Maps

Text Message: Still thirty minutes away uggh

Text Message Received: Drive faster!!

App: Reminders, "Tell Drew to take a chill pill"

App: Reminders, "And get milk from the grocery store"

App: Reminders, "I'm so bored!"

Text Message: What are you doing right now?

Text Message Received: Hiding in the bathroom.

Text Message: What? Lollll

Text Message Received: This girl in a slinky dress started approaching me and I panicked!

Text Message: Cassie just broke up with you. Officially. I have the signed document right here.

App: Reminders, "Get Cassie to sign a paper of break-uppiness"

App: Reminders, "Invent the word break-uppiness"

Text Message Received: Nah, she finds me endearing.

Text Message: Suuuuure...

Music: Frozen, "Let It Go"

Music: Led Zeppelin, "When the Levee Breaks"

Music: Frozen, "Let It Go"

Text Message: How can you date someone who likes Frozen? How??

Text Message: Cassie says her date can appreciate good taste in music. What is this?

Text Message Received: lolllxxxfls

Text Message: What?

Text Message Received: I dropped my phone in the sink – she knows I'm here!

Text Message: Who?

App: Reminders, "Tell Drew to man up. Get him a man card"

App: Maps

Text Message Received: The girl in the dress! She's knocking at the door. Send help!!!

App: Maps

Text Message: Still twenty-one minutes away, man. Sorry

App: App Store, Updates

App: App Store, Updates, Youtube

App: Update Sucessful

Music: Los Lonely Boys, "Nobody Else"

Text Message: Thank god that's over. I think Frozen poisons the blood.

Text Message: Drew, you there?

App: Phone, call terminated

App: Phone, call terminated

Text Message: Helllooooo?

Text Message Received: I'm out of the bathroom. Beer tastes stale.

Text Message: Pansycake Drew is drinking? What is this???

Text Message Received: First time for everything. And it's just for taste, not to get drunk. Chill

Text Message: Forget what I said. Cassie says she can marry you now

App: Maps

App: Reminders, "Drew is now a man! Maybe"

App: Phone, Incoming call, 482-9047, call terminated

Text Message: How goes the party? Still ten minutes out.

Text Message Received: Good, I guess. I finished my beer. *barf

Text Message: You didn't actually barf, did you?

Text Message Received: ...

Text Message: Forget what I said again! You're still a pansycake

Music: Queen, "Don't Stop Me Now"

Text Message Received: Am not. Amber brought me another beer. Says she'll kiss me if I finish it

Text Message: Unluckily for her, she is trying to flirt with Drew the social outcast. Nice try, sweetheart

Text Message: How did you even get her to be attracted to you? Is she drunk?

Text Message: Is she blind?

Text Message: I think she's blind.

Siri: "Will Drew get drunk for the first time tonight? Like ever."

Siri: "I don't know what you mean by 'Will Drew back trunk 4 + 4 time tonight lick after.' Would you like me to search the web for it?"

Text Message: Cassie says maybe if you're drunk you'll kiss her. Have you even kissed your girl yet?

Text Message: Helllooooo again?

Text Message Received: I finnished the b e er.

Text Message: Having trouble typing? *dies laughing

Text Message Received: Nott fun n n ny. Everything spinning. Back in the bathroom again. No Amber.

Text Message: You're too good for her.

Text Message Received: *barf. For real this time.

App: Voice Recorder

App: Voice Recorder, recording sent

Music: Spacehog, "In the Meantime"

Text Message Received: Very funny. Post-barf, going back out again.

Text Message: Have fun pansycake

Text Message: That is your new name

Siri: "Change Drew's name to Pansycake"

Siri: "Consider it done. Swagbossofawesomeness."

Text Message: Cassie is making fun of me because of Siri's name for me. You should ditch her for Amber.

Text Message: Oww

Text Message: My pride is wounded

App: Reminders, "Never cross Cassie in a fight. Or a dark alley. Or both."

Text Message Received: Havinn so much rite now im the life of theparty !1

Text Message: Cassie is laughing so hard she can't breathe. I never thought I'd see the day – Drew, drunk

Text Message Received: Everyonehere is soooOOoo drunkk. I'm just kinda in the middddle

Text Message: Almost there. Cassie is designated driver. Can't wait to see this wild party

App: Maps

App: Calendar

Text Message: Bored out of my mind send me some messages show I can show you your drunk texts later lol

Text Message Received: Amber isisis beautiulf. I proposed to her and she said yea

Text Message: Cassie just slapped me, thanks for nothing man

Text Message Received: We're honeymooning in Hawaiaiaiai. I dunnohow to spell it

Text Message: How does being drunk feel? Laughing so hard

Text Message Received: Everything is light and happy and Amber is amazzing! Tell Cassie sorry I'm a married man nowww and wecan't keep being 2gthrr

Text Message: She is going to kill your drunk... Nevermind

App: Maps

Text Message: Gettin closer

Text Message Received: Going on honeymoon now bai I mean by

Text Message: Bye?

Text Message Received: what I said

Text Message: Right, just don't leave the house till we get there, okay?

Text Message Received: Feel like I'm flyin, Amberhas the radio wayy yp up up

Text Message: Are you driving?

App: Phone, call terminated

Siri: "Call Drew"

Siri: "Calling Drew"

App: Phone, call terminated

Text Message Received: No my wife isAmber she is going fast!

Text Message: Hey man has she been drinking too?

Text Message Received: Ye a man we allhave it was a willd paryt

Text Message: Drew get out of that car

Text Message: Seriously

Text Message Received: y we're on our honeymooonn

Text Message: Drew come on I know you're drunk but you need to listen to me – get out of there.

Text Message: Okay one sec

Music: The Allman Brothers, "Ramblin Man"

Text Message: You out of there bud?

Text Message: Drew?

Text Message: Ugh text back.

App: Phone, call terminated

App: Phone, call terminated

App: Phone, call terminated

 - Text Message Incoming -

Text Message: Type faster! Are you out??

Text Message Received: I don't know how to tell you this but you need to get over here now

Text Message: Hello?

Text Message: Who is this?

Text Message: Is this Drew?

Text Message: Hey man what are all those lights up there? Craig get strobes or something?

App: Phone, 911, call connected