Firestar: What's up derps, it's Firestar, and welcome back to 101 Ways to Kill Bluestar. Today we're going to be killing Bluestar with-

Mosskit: *throws a snowball at Firestar* SNOWBALLS! 

Firestar: T-T when are we ever going to have a normal intro...

Mosskit: I dunno. The moment you fire me is the moment I'll stop interrupting your show

Firestar: Ok then... anyways, today, we are going to tie Bluestar to a pole and throw 69 pound snowballs at her! 

Mosskit: If you do that, she'll die on the first snowball! How about we throw 169 snowballs at her? 

Firestar: Sure!

 Mosskit: First, we need to find and trap a bluestar!

*random animation of Mosskit pops up* 

Announcer: How to capture your own Bluestar! Step 1! Set up random traps that smell like Mosskit all around the area! 

Bluestar: *sniffs* I smell Mosskit! 

Announcer: Step 2! Don't use the traps! Instead, jump her and violently tie her to a pole... wait what? What the heck is this script? 

*beep* 

Annnouncer: Step 1! Set up random traps that smell like Mosskit all around the area! Step 2! Wait for her to walk into them. You can trick her into falling into one by telling her you've kidnapped Mosskit, then running around in the direction of the traps! 

Firestar: Hey, Bluestar! I've kidnapped Mosskit! 

Bluestar: Sumimasen? (means excuse me? in japenese )

Firestar: *runs in the direction of the traps* 

Bluestar: *chases after Firestar* 

*Bluestar randomly jumps into a trap* 

Announcer: Now that you've kidnapped a Bluestar, pick up the trap and tie it to a pole! Let the fun begin! 

*random animation of Mosskit pops up* 

Announcer: And that's it on how to capture a Bluestar! 

Firestar: Well, well Bluestar... time to get 69ed to death! 

Mosskit: ...

Leafpool: ...

Squirellflight: ...

Bramblestar: ...

Ashfur: ... 

Sandstorm:...

Mistystar: ...

The Entire World: ..........

Firestar: Yeah, that came out wrong

*beep* 

Firestar: Well, well Bluestar... time to get snowballed to death! 

Bluestar: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

Firestar: *throws a snowball* 

Bluestar: *eats the snowball* 

Mosskit: WHA-

Firestar: Impossible! *throws two snowballs* 

Bluestar: *eats the snowballs* 

Mosskit: Oh my goodness. Time to get the big boys out. Introducing... THE SNOWBALL THROWING MACHINE! It throws 14 snowballs per second! Just put it in a snowy field, and watch the magic begin! 

Snowball Throwing Machine: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! 

Bluestar: *eats all the snowballs* 

Firestar: ASAFFBKJASBDDJSBAJKDBSHIOWA

Mosskit: WHAT THE-

Snowball Throwing Machine: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bluestar: *eats more snowballs* 

*Bluestar explodes* 

Firestar: *covered in Bluestar fur* Ewww! Gross! And that's how you kill Bluestar!