Firestar: What's up dudes it's FIrestar and welcome back to 101 ways kill Bluefur- wait what-

*beep*

Firestar: What's up dudes it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Oakheart's EX wife! Today, we're going to be killing her with kindness

Mosskit: Ummm ok. MOMMY!

Bluestar: YES MY BEBE MOSSKIT?

Mosskit: Mommy you're the best 

Bluestar: Really? 

Mosskit: Yep!

Bluestar: *dies of happiness* 

Firestar: No that's not what I meant-

*beep*

Firestar: Ok Mosskit, what we were supposed to do was buy a sword

Mosskit: Ok and then?

Firestar: I said... BUY A SWORD

Mosskit: I know that's what you said

Firestar: Yeah.... I said that we should BUY A SWORD *coughs* 

Mosskit: OK YEAH? I KNOW THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID

Firestar: UGH! Fine I'll do it myself

Mosskit: *smiles evily* I knew the whole time lol. The idiot

*beep*

Firestar: Ok, now we will name this sword Kindness

Mosskit: *picks up a name tag and writes "Kindness" on it, then sticks it on the blade of the sword* 

Firestar: Brilliant! Now, we will kill Bluestar with it!

Mosskit: ... -_- .... are you actually serious

Firestar: yEs :D

Mosskit: ...... I am done 

*Mosskit impales herself with Kindness* 

300 miles away... 

Bluestar: I sense a great disturbance in the force... almost like one tiny kit who had enough with one rusty boi killed herself.... WAIT A MINUTE-

*Bluestar teleports over to Mosskit* 

Bluestar: *le gasp* MY BABY! 

Firestar: sHiT... BLUESTAR FIGHT ME! 

Bluestar: OH I WILL! *leaps at Firestar* 

Firestar: *impales Bluestar with Kindness* At least we got some content

Bluestar: *groan* You know what, Rustystar......

*Bluestar pulls out an Uno Reverse Card* 

Firestar: WHA-

*Bluestar is magically healed. Kindness impales Firestar* 

Firestar: YOU- THAT'S CHEATING! 

*beep* 

Bluestar: *teleports over to Mosskit* MY BABY-

Firestar: Fight me!

Bluestar: OH I WILL! *lunges at Firestar* 

Firestar: *impales Bluestar with Kindness* 

Bluestar: *groan*... Firestar, you know what?" 

Firestar: *cuts Bluestar's paw off with kindness* No reverse card for you!

Bluestar: *dies* 

Firestar: And that's how you kill Bluestar!

elloooooo- sorry about the short chapter