Chapter 50.5- Halfway Point!

Steffy: U-uh, hi! Welcome to Chapter 50.5 of 101 ways to kill Bluestar! 101 is an odd number,but I still felt the need to still make a halfway celebration. Soooooo, today, we're going to be giving you a special chapter... today, we'll be killing Draco! (sorry draco) 

Draco: I-

Steffy: AH! So you agreed! 

Draco: I haven't agreed shi-

Steffy: Wonderful! So, today, we'll be killing you with none other than your own methods... decapitation! 

Draco: I hate you

Steffy: This is the happiest day of my life *sniffs* 

Draco: Just get it done already. 

Steffy: *pulls out knife* here... we... go! 

Draco: SIKE! *teleports away* 

Steffy: Wha-

*draco teleports behind steffy* 

Draco: Ya wanna know why you can't decapitate me? 

Steffy: *grumbling* Why? 

Draco: Because..... dRaCo NeVeR dIeS :3

*beep* 

Steffy: Ok... that wasn't the real thing. That was just a test run. Since Draco never dies- 

Draco: *snickers* 

Steffy: SHUDDUP D: ... Anyways, we're going to be killing Bee! 

Beecafe: Erm what? 

Steffy: Wonderful, you agreed! 

Beecafe: Give me one reason not to bonk you in the head with my violin right now. 

Steffy: plz dun kill me D:

Beecafe: =-=

Steffy: Anyways..... today, we will be drowning Bee in honey, since she loves it so much >:D

Beecafe: You've gotta be kidding me. You're really tha-

Steffy: Ok, Bee, step onto that diving board right now. It's ok, there might be an entire pool of honey underneath you but I'm not gonna PUSH YOU OR ANYTHING >:3

Bee: ..... You're the dumbest human I know

Steffy: JUST DO IT! *throws Bee into honey pool* 

Bee: *swims out* 

Steffy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME-

*beep* 

Steffy: All jokes aside, I would like to thank everyone who has ever commented, voted, and even read my books. They might be extremely cringey (I'm still working on fixing that) but thanks  for even considering the sh*t I write. It's been probably 2 years since this book went out and I'm extremely happy where it's headed! So... thanks! :D. I'm opening requests for chapters now since I left my planning book in a hotel near spring break (D:<) and I barely remember anything. Again, thanks for reading! 


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