Firestar: What's up derps! It's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar! Today will be death by-

Mosskit: And, may we thank today's sponsor...... @Beecafe ! This chapter would not be possible without their hate towards fine tuners and-

Bluestar: MOSSBABY! WHY ARE YOU ADVERTISING? GET BACK IN BED! MOMMY HAS TO READ YOU A GOOD NIGHT STORY!

FIrestar: ANYWAYYYYS...... Today will be death by BOMBS-

Mosskit: And may we thank our second sponser.... @DracoDragonGirl ! This chapter would not be possible without her random facts about wars and her obsession with emus-

Firestar: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! 

Bluestar: Did you just tell my baby to shut up? 

Firestar: Uh-

Bluestar: YOU WILL DIIIIIE!!!!! *tackles Firestar*

*bleep* 

FIrestar: Before I was so rudely interrupted......... today's death will be by bombs-

Mosskit: And may we thank our third sponser...... RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! Download for free in the description box below!

Firestar: And use the code WORLDWARIII for 200 free gems- AHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME  *sobs hysterically* 

*beep* 

Firestar: Today's death will be by BOMBS! Since Bluestar loves bubblegum so much, she has decided to buy some artificial flavoring to kick the flavor off a little more. What she doesn't know is we're going to sneak some explosive powder into the flavored powder....

Purdy: *clears throat* The following content may contain scenes that are violent and bloody-

Firestar: NONE OF THAT IS IMPORTANT!*throws explosive powder into flavored powder*

Mosskit: *snickers* This is going to be interesting

Purdy:DON'T SAY THAT, young 'un. Someday karma's gonna get you. And it's gonna hit you hard 

Mosskit: Did you just say that Mintkit is going to hit me hard? Cause I would totally love that..... >:)

Purdy: ............................ I quit

Bluestar: *throws gum into flavored powder* Time for my hourly dose of BUBBLEGUMMMM! 

Mosskit: *snorts* 

Purdy: NUH-UH-UH. Karma-

Mosskit: Ok, ok, old cat *snorts* 

Purdy: *sighs* Young people these days. Always talking about weird things called memes. What is that, a virus? 

Mosskit: No, but corona is a virus

Purdy: *spits corona beer out* WHAT? 

Mosskit: *facepaw* Not that corona

Purdy: Ok good. 

Bluestar: *chews gum* Uhh, this gum feels a little hot. Meh. 

Mosskit: *snorts and starts snickering* 

Purdy: KARMA MOSSKIT-

Mosskit: I CAN'T HELP IT!

Bluestar: Uhhh, why does this gum taste a little pop-like- 

*boom* 

*Bluestar's jaw is blown off by the explosive powder. Her entire face bone structure collapses and her eye sockets start to crumble. Her eyes start drying because of the heat and burn up into black, raisin-like things. They fall onto the ground. Blood spills out everywhere and her brain falls out piece by piece. Oh wait, we forgot. She has no brain.* 

Mosskit: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH- *Bluestar's jaw hits Mosskit in the head* 

Mosskit: *dies* 

Purdy: What did I say? Karma

Firestar: And that's how you kill Bluestar!

Moonflower: *walks by and eats Bluestar's eyes* 

Firestar: 0.0

Moonflower: Those were raisins, right? 

Guess who's back? I have finally left my stage of depression, and I'm up and ready to update! Requests for chapters are now open again, since I lost the paper that had all of my ideas on it ;-; Sorry about the short chapter. Stay healthy!