Firestar: What's up guys it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar- with Firestar! Today's death is gonna be with SWORDS!

*throws 10 swords in the air*

Firestar: *is decapitated by a sword*

Firestar: *jumps out from behind a random tree* THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST-

Leafpool: Dad, you really need to stop doing that

Firestar: NO! THIS IS THE THEME OF THE BOOK! *decapitates himself intentionally*

Firestar: *jumps out from behind a random bush* THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST-

Leafpool: *kills Firestar* ALRIGHT FIRESTAR! SHOW YOURSELF!

*10 hours later*

Leafpool: .......... oh shit. EAGLEEYE! DRAGONLIGHT! GET OUT OVER HERE!

Eagleeye: WE ARE AT SCHOOL STUPID!

Dragonlight: YEAH! WE'RE STILL KIDS, YOU KNOW!

Leafpool; That means that third in command gets to run the show... AND THAT'S THE ONE AND ONLY ANVILSKY!

Anvilsky: -_-... I'm not going to run this stupid show again... last time I was charged with the murder of 53 hippos and one cat. Plus, my name is Hipposky. I make hippos fall out of the sky

Leafpool: FINE! Well, who's going to run the show this time? 

*crickets chirping*

Leafpool: Ugh. HEY! YOU! THE UGLY CAT!

Thistleclaw: Me?

Leafpool: YEAH YOU!

Thistleclaw: >:( Filthy mudblood

Leafpool: I think that you meant half-clan. But anyways. DO YOU HATE BLUESTAR?

Thistleclaw: HELL YEAH!

Leafpool: WELL YOU COME RUN THE SHOW THEN!

Thistleclaw: You have a show? Since when? 

Leafpool: It isn't my  show, it's actually my father's show, but he's dead and Eagleeye and Dragonlight won't come help, and Anvilsky is in jail, so-

Thistleclaw: Oh, it's 101 ways to kill Bluestar? 

Leafpool: Yeah

Thistleclaw: I CALL DIBS ON THE JOB

Tigerstar; *shreds Thistleclaw* IT'S MY JOB!

Tigerstar: WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S TIGERSTAR, AND WELCOME BACK TO 101 WAYS TO BRUTALLY MURDER BLUESTAR! 

Brokenstar: Isn't it 101 Ways to Kill Bluestar? 

Tigerstar: NOT ANYMORE! WITH FIRESTAR GONE, AND NOBODY WILLING TO RUN THE SHOW-

Thistleclaw's Ghost's Ghost: I wanted to run the show-

Tigerstar: THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I AM NOW THE HOST OF THE SHOW!

Dark Forest People: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Spottedleaf: What about my Firestar baby?

Sandstorm: Yeah. What's Tigerstar doing here? 

Ashfur: EVIL PEOPLE! YES! I HAVE COME TO JOIN YOU!

Tigerstar: ALRIGHT! HOW WILL WE KILL BLUESTAR TODAY! LET'S JUST KILL HER BY SHOVING A CHAINSAW DOWN HER THROAT! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

Eagleeye and Dragonlight: OMG! Killing people with chainsaws? WE'RE IN! 

Tigerstar: Alright! Now, my friends, let us go and kill her! 

*nobody follows Tigerstar* 

Tigerstar: Fine. NOW, MY FOLLOWERS, LET US GO KILL BLUESTAR!

*Eagleeye and Dragonlight hold Bluestar down* 

Tigerstar: YEET! *shoves chainsaw down Bluestar's throat* 

Bluestar: *screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam* *dies* 

Tigerstar: AND THAT'S HOW YOU BRUTALLY MURDER BLUESTAR

Heheheheheheheheheh hi imma g-nius

Oh well I killed Bluestar

And i-oops