Firestar: WHAT'S UP YA'LL IT'S FIRESTAR AND WELCOME BACK TO 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR- WITH FIRESTAR!

Blluestar: Where'd the 'with Firestar' come from? I mean, I like it but it's new

Firestar: DO NOT MAKE CONVERSATION WITH THE ENEMY

Bluestar: Why are you my enemy?

Firestar: I'm about to kill you

Bluestar: Should have said so *dies*

Firestar: WHAT NO NO NO-

*beeeep*

Firestar: WHAT'S UP YA'LL IT'S FIRESTAR AND WELCOME BACK TO 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR- WITH FIRESTAR!

Blluestar: Where'd the 'with Firestar' come from? I mean, I like it but it's new

Firestar: Our newest follower @Sundew_Has_Pouches has made us a new cover! It's amazing! 

Bluestar: YAAAAY! FOLLOWS FOR SUNDEW! 

Firestar: Anyways, today we will be killing Bluestar with a HIPPO! She will be trampled-

Purdy: OOPS I RELEASED THE HIPPO! 

Firestar: WHAT- AHHHHHH! *hippo tackles Firestar* 

Sandstor, Spottedleaf, and Cinderpelt: NOOOO! *jump off cliff after Firestar* 

*the three she cats fall right onto the hippo, and bounce off of it like a trampoline*

Firestar: Hey, you three

Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, and Cinderpelt: Yeeeeeeeees???

Firestar: Help me push this hippo up this cliff

Sandstorm: You're kidding

Spottedleaf: Uhhhhh...

Cinderpelt: Well...

Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, and Cinderpelt: ANYTHING FOR MY FIRESTAR BABY! 

Sandstorm: HEY HE'S MY MATE

Spottedleaf: ONLY BECAUSE YOU OUTLIVED ME! OTHERWISE I WOULD'VE WON HIM OVER!

Cinderpelt: HEY, I WOULD'VE BEEN HIS MATE IF I HADN'T BECAME A MEDICINE CAT! *kills Spottedleaf*

Sandstorm: *kills Cinderpelt* *accidentally trips and breaks her neck* *dies*

Firestar: *is run over my the hippo* 

Firestar: *jumps out from behind a random rock* THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST! Purdy, spawn another hippo! 

Hippo: *yawns and burps in Mosskit's face* 

Mosskit: EWWW! MOMMY THE HIPPO FARTED ON ME!

Bluestar: HOW DARE YOU! *eats hippo*

Firestar: Oh well- WAIT DID YOU JUST EAT THAT HIPPO? 

Bluestar: What? I am a hippocrat

Firestar: ..... *dies*

Firestar: *jumps out from behind a random tree* THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST! Since Bluestar can actually eat hippos, I will have my good friend Hipposky help me! And yes, his name is literal. He has the power to make hippos fall out of the sky. The problem is, he can't control where he makes the hippo fall- 

*Firestar is crushed by a falling hippo* 

Hipposky: Oops. Oh well. That was probably a clone

*10 hours later*

Hipposky:Still No Firestar ...... Oh f*ck

Dragonlight: NO WORRIES! WE ARE HERE TO REPLACE HIM FOR THIS EPISODE! 

Eagleeye: YEAH! OUR EPISODES ARE THE BEST! 

Dragonlight: Summon a hippo!

Hipposky: What if I summon it over us?

Dragonlight: Are you stupid? Use an umbrella

*Eagleeye and Dragonlight take out umbrellas and put them over their heads*

Hipposky: ..... -_-

Eagleeye: JUst trust us

Hipposky: *summons a hippo*

*hippo starts falling towards Eagleeye*

Eagleeye: See, it works- *is crushed by a falling hippo*

Dragonlight:.... I gave him the wrong umbrella

Eagleeye: *jumps out from behind a hippo* That's why the clones go first! You know what? Just do this

*Eagleeye throws Bluestar into a hippo's mouth*

Bluestar: NOOOO- *is eaten by a hippo* 

Eagleeye: And that's how you kill Bluestar!